Kids and Health: So sweet

So sweet

By Mom of 3 - 07/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML

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By Carolina R-h - 18/06/2019 16:30

Today, my 2-year-old woke up from her nap with a full diaper, then decided to climb down from her bed and got stuck under the railing, leaving a stinky trail of poop everywhere. FML

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That's not a child, that's a bio-hazard!

By Anonymous - 08/01/2018 09:00 - United States - Thomasville

Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2021 08:01

Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML

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By Mom2grls808 - 19/12/2018 20:00 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap with my 5 month-old on the (carpeted) floor in the living room. When I woke up, my daughter had bombed her diaper, and her and the dogs were rolling in it on the carpet and tiled kitchen. FML

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By Getthelysol - 10/10/2018 05:00

Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By SD. - 15/05/2021 16:06 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I woke up to my lovely 16-month old with her diaper on. When I stood up to retrieve and toss it, I also realized she'd pooped into her hand and thrown a log onto the middle of the floor. FML

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By raebay - 05/11/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, after I bathed my nine month old, I laid her on my bed to grab a diaper. I turned around to see that she'd peed on my comforter. I then put her in her playpen to put my cover in the wash. I came back into the room to get her, and saw she'd taken off her diaper. She'd crapped in her playpen. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Moonee Ponds

Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML

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pscool 11

Sunday 7 October 2018 15:32

Parenting 101 never leave your kid unattended without clothes on they can’t takeoff

TumblrweedPasses 11

Sunday 7 October 2018 16:17

Oh hell no, i could never deal with offspring yikes

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pscool 11

Sunday 7 October 2018 15:32

Parenting 101 never leave your kid unattended without clothes on they can’t takeoff

SandMan344888 5

Sunday 7 October 2018 15:43

The floors are so full of crap ain’t they?

TumblrweedPasses 11

Sunday 7 October 2018 16:17

Oh hell no, i could never deal with offspring yikes

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 8 October 2018 23:45

The Offspring rules. I mean their more recent stuff isn't as good as their mid-90s/early 00s stuff, but I wouldn't write them off, yet.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 7 October 2018 16:38

Not everything can be considered 'modern art'.

Charlie Given 26

Sunday 7 October 2018 19:43

So I see you have a little Poocasso your self😂🤣🤣 aww the Joy's of parenting both of my kids at least once managed to get out of clothes we thought they couldn't get out of and play with there poop🙄😒😏

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Sunday 7 October 2018 20:43

You spent ONLY an hour cleaning? Sounds like it needs more than that.

Zekfen 17

Sunday 7 October 2018 23:24

I’m gonna follow the law of 6. If it took you one hour to clean up, it took your kid 10 minutes to do.

retailsuxa$$ 6

Monday 8 October 2018 0:14

reason #253 of why i dont want kids

ncparry 18

Monday 8 October 2018 1:35

What’s worth is you’ll never be rid of that smell until you replace everything, including the carpet and paint...I would know due to my son once ******** all over the wall while projectile vomiting on his brother when he got sick...