Poopoo peepee, Babysitter and Kids: Sticky

Sticky

By Aunjy - 05/05/2013 20:49 - United States - Marmora

Today, I babysat a 4-year-old child for my neighbor. It seems he had diarrhea. The evidence of this is in his pants, down his leg, on the couch, on the bathroom floor, smeared on my wall, and in the shape of a brown handprint on my shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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You deserved it 3 175

By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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Shidding and farding

By Anonymous - 07/09/2021 08:01

Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML

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Messy

By chuchie - 12/06/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my 5 month-old nephew, who hasn't pooped in two days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolled over and peed on my new carpet. I rolled him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML

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So sweet

By Mom of 3 - 07/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

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You deserved it 7 925

By sdasdflkjas - 30/05/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML

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By Vitani_Verci - 15/01/2016 06:57

Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 01:55 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML

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By Monroe - 23/06/2011 22:30 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

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You deserved it 4 249

Gixie 25

Monday 6 May 2013 3:11

Sounds like a shitty time.

herpaderpaherp 17

Monday 6 May 2013 3:11

Looks like he found a new form of finger painting

Comments

Gixie 25

Monday 6 May 2013 3:11

Sounds like a shitty time.

jojimugo 20

Monday 6 May 2013 3:13

More like a shitty job

chowE_fml 4

Monday 6 May 2013 3:33

Shitty situation. toss that kid out

bluehero 17

Monday 6 May 2013 4:02

He's just a 4 year old, no need to toss the kid out out lol it's not his fault.

7yzzFML 17

Monday 6 May 2013 4:07

Reminds me of that movie 'Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd' when Bob Saget comes into the bathroom "Theres Shit EVERYWHERE!!"

LeFrogDog 27

Monday 6 May 2013 6:31

reminds me of the movie daddy day care

LeFrogDog 27

Monday 6 May 2013 6:36

nooo I was to late #6 beat me. you win this time ~_~

Jelbeztok 17

Monday 6 May 2013 6:50

Even at 4 you should know not to smear shit on the wall.

LightningCactus 12

Monday 6 May 2013 7:17

Sounds more like an all-around shitty time.

GuessWhatKids 13

Monday 6 May 2013 12:30

OP better have been paid a shit ton.

adam3650 12

Monday 6 May 2013 13:21

Sounds like a real dire rear situation...

herpaderpaherp 17

Monday 6 May 2013 3:11

Looks like he found a new form of finger painting

LeFrogDog 27

Monday 6 May 2013 6:32

think op would be glade when he uses washable markers and crayons

iAlissa 34

Monday 6 May 2013 7:00

**** Crayola, lets use Crapola.

Marmarfarfar 25

Monday 6 May 2013 3:14

Gotta love kids...

ApollosMyth 22

Monday 6 May 2013 5:44

No.. No you do not.

LeFrogDog 27

Monday 6 May 2013 6:38

maybe just a little?

CaptMurdock 25

Monday 6 May 2013 3:14

You're gonna have a crappy time cleaning all that up.

Thisfreakingguy 10

Monday 6 May 2013 3:15

It doesn't sound like your a very good baby sitter...

KingDead 18

Monday 6 May 2013 3:35

Lol, maybe not just that, but the fact OP seems to not have realized this going on, and being able to prevent a 4yr old destroying the place with shit. And -you're- bad with grammar #7.

zombieslayer83 19

Monday 6 May 2013 4:10

Two birds with one stone. Good job #25.

DocBastard 38

Monday 6 May 2013 3:15

It seems to me that the majority of the evidence could have been prevented if you just threw the little shitball into the bath, clothes and all. That way he gets a fun bubble bath, and you avoid any stains that you'd have trouble explaining.

PhotoSmith 25

Monday 6 May 2013 6:10

That's what I do when my kids have diarrhea in their pants. Saves me a lot of clean up getting the crap out of the clothes before they hot the washer.