By MellyBee - 08/08/2012 03:15 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I was bagging my groceries when I accidentally smacked myself in the face with a box of popsicles, giving myself a nose bleed. I found out that the cashier hates the sight of blood when she passed out behind the register. They called security on me. FML
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MellyBee 9

I'm happy to inform you #23 that the popsicles survived the accident, and many of them are already in my belly! ;-)

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mtrrace 4

Well at least you have something cold to put on your nose to keep it from swelling

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TheNewGuy03 28

Damn, you could have lied and said it was the red Popsicle that melted and splattered all over the place. Or ... bag groceries with a bit less fervor next time.

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titzenpitzer 9

so the security was there for you, or maybe because there were no other people to help at that moment? we have to bag our groceries ourselves too (belgium) but I kinda like it, it's always a race to be done before she asks for the money. Sometimes at some nightshops, they do it for you and it feels so awkward..

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MyaaBayyBee 6

Nobody else was around ?!

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jillybee101 7

How does that even happen....

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zandalee 19

Assaulted by popsicles and had security called on you, all in one day! I think this may have been one of those days when the safest thing to do is stay in bed all day...

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Dixbfloppin 11

Did they at least let you take your groceries on the way out?

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Astubbs1 5

dang double wammy op. FYL

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BiChelsea 6

So that's why there called POP!cicles. Man, that is not a safe product.

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15949058 4

There is no need for security. You had a nose bleed and SHE passed out. You didn't hurt her or nothing

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