Kids: Today, I was called into my 17-year-old son's high school. Why?...

By Judy - 19/09/2012 23:33 - United States - Altoona

Today, I was called into my 17-year-old son's high school. Why? Because it was Wednesday, also known as "Hump Day" and his friends managed to convince him that you're supposed to go around and hump people. FML

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By thatcreepyteacher - 17/02/2016 04:27 - United States - Mchenry

Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2012 05:08 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 15:52 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 00:15 - United States - Brighton

Today, I had to sneak out of work early to pick my 14-year-old son up from school. He and a friend had been found covered in Astroglide, racing each other down the corridor on their bellies. My boss noticed my absence from work, and now my son and I are both on suspension. FML

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By Annie - 24/02/2011 06:39 - United States

Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML

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By omg - 25/03/2011 00:43 - Canada

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

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By Shitty genes, no two ways about it. - 27/04/2013 00:21 - Australia - Perth

Today, my son had to help out at the local retirement home for his community service. He got in serious trouble and came whining to me about it after he tried threatening some of the residents into taking part in a Harlem Shake video. FML

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Sex ed is broken

By Laura B. - 13/08/2022 22:00

Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML

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What up big pimps?

By Anonymous - 05/05/2023 12:00

Today, I just got done being yelled at by my son's headteacher and a bunch of parents, all because my 6 year-old son has been arranging kiss dates between his classmates in exchange for sweets and so on. My little pimp in training. Not a proud dad moment. FML

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Thursday 20 September 2012 9:09

How gullible is your son?

zingline89 18

Thursday 20 September 2012 9:22

My dog thinks every day is Wednesday.

Comments

Dixbfloppin 11

Thursday 20 September 2012 9:41

Teens will be teens... Until they grow up, of course.

gc327072 30

Thursday 20 September 2012 21:14

Well duh.

Dnigz13 4

Thursday 20 September 2012 9:44

Atleast no1 is pressing charges for harassment, and taking him to court

walmartpaysme 15

Thursday 20 September 2012 10:54

He seems to be in some big trouble so I wouldn't rule that out just yet.

zero91 4

Thursday 20 September 2012 9:46

dont forget its ladies night on wednesday

HeyArnold91 8

Thursday 20 September 2012 9:51

I could understand a younger aged boy being fooled by that, but 17? He wanted to hump, he didn't get tricked.

annie_nk 22

Thursday 20 September 2012 10:26

Damn Chive. I automatically thought of girls butts when I read the words "hump day".

SApprentice 34

Thursday 20 September 2012 10:57

He's lucky nobody beat the crap out of him.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Thursday 20 September 2012 11:00

Seeing as Wednesday (yesterday) was pirate day... maybe he was just tryin to score some booty. Anyone? No? *crickets* *walks off stage*

BrittanyChayanne 14

Thursday 27 September 2012 7:16

*slow sarcastic clap*

skullofdarkness 18

Thursday 20 September 2012 11:18

Yes. Molestation Monday, Inappropriate-Touch Tuesday, Hump Wednesday, Sexual harassment Thursday, and Slap Ass Friday. Has no one else heard of this? Normally though you just do it to friends who know you're just messing around- for him to get into that kind of trouble, though, he's probably a dumb ass.