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By iprobablyhaveherpes - 20/10/2010 04:47 - Australia

Today, I was casually looking through my girlfriend's phone while she got ready, though she made me promise not to. To my confusion, I discovered that she had me listed as 'Saturday' in her contacts. There was also a Thursday, Friday and Sunday listed. I only ever see her on Saturdays. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

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By therapygal - 17/11/2018 15:30

Today, my girlfriend got very mad at me after finding several appointments with "Amanda" in my calendar. Amanda is my psychiatrist. FML

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By Soontobeex - 15/09/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 12:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 16:54 - Canada - Delta

Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML

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By DCarreon - 04/10/2012 07:13 - United States - Ceres

Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML

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By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 08:47 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her another girl's name. FML

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Overbearing girlfriend

By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

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By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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DEXter501 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 12:51

This is where you simply switch up all those numbers and have her basically reveal it to everyone herself.

KVKdragon 26

Wednesday 20 October 2010 12:39

ouch. maybe you should dump her. looks pretty clear that she has other weekly hookups besides you. if you do though, don't mention the phone. otherwise, you'll be at fault and seem like the insensitive one to others.

Comments

ThemighyQ 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 11:04

Well at least your not Monday

Unlucky_Gun 0

Friday 2 March 2012 2:23

FYL. YDI too because you promised not to go through her phone but you did anyway

BBLLAAHHHHHfml 0

Friday 5 October 2012 2:07

That would totalllly suck. Ha... At least she did t put any names...

jcrb 11

Friday 22 February 2013 16:15

sorry (from friday)

justicegood2 4

Wednesday 2 October 2013 11:58

at least she picked you for the best day of the week

Alchemist_21 26

Tuesday 14 January 2014 6:02

I am conflicted. On one hand, she's dating other guys and disrespecting you, but then again, you're the kind who looks through someone's phone when they promised not to, so I'm not sure you deserved as much respect as you hoped for. Conclusion: YDI

Ezedaya 14

Sunday 2 March 2014 19:39

Maybe you shouldn't have went through her ******* phone. You totally deserved it, asshole.

Lystune42 8

Monday 10 March 2014 23:44

I'm not saying that your situation doesn't kind of suck, but you do kind of deserve it for two reasons, 1) you did promise not to go though her phone, so you're an ass because you broke your promise and 2) you obviously didn't communicate with this woman very well or else you wouldn't have had to deal with this surprise.

burritosrgood 12

Friday 27 June 2014 8:36

Break up with her and say it's not working out- DO NOT tell her you looked in her phone- that would just make her angry at you. It's best to go smooth and don't say a word.