By iprobablyhaveherpes - 20/10/2010 04:47 - Australia

Today, I was casually looking through my girlfriend's phone while she got ready, though she made me promise not to. To my confusion, I discovered that she had me listed as 'Saturday' in her contacts. There was also a Thursday, Friday and Sunday listed. I only ever see her on Saturdays. FML
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DEXter501 0

This is where you simply switch up all those numbers and have her basically reveal it to everyone herself.

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KVKdragon 26

ouch. maybe you should dump her. looks pretty clear that she has other weekly hookups besides you. if you do though, don't mention the phone. otherwise, you'll be at fault and seem like the insensitive one to others.

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doctor_itsmylife 3

go to her house next saturday 0 am

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Samyy27 0

ydi for breaking your promise, jerk!

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slickrasta 1

You weren't suspicious that your "girlfriend" only had time to see you once a week? You totally deserved this! FYL!

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buttsexchampion 0

you should put her as Saturday in your phone and enter in a Monday, tuesday, and Wednesday. then somehow get her to look at it

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birdofparadise 16

Don't break promises, and don't do things that might make you discover something that makes you wish you were still ignorant.

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salaamdelroba 0

OP, you both deserve each other. She's a lyin', cheatin' wench and you're a promise breaker. **** both of y'all's lives.

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TheNewGuy03 28

my guess is that your girl made you promise not to look through her phone specifically for the purpose of hiding her other trysts. like the others have said, switch the contacts (when you have time to do so), and watch the fireworks go BANG. ...also, was this fml submitted on a saturday? hmm... |the kid|

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BelleElle_fml 5

Very smart, yet messed up. But, you seriously shouldn't have "casually" looked when you promised not too.

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nupster 0

that's way my girlfriend keeps her phone far from and even goes with it to the bathroom.

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