Work: Today, I was chastised by the CEO in the middle of a management...

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 05:26 - Canada

Today, I was chastised by the CEO in the middle of a management meeting for showing up late to work every day, despite being in my office before 9:00am every morning. It was my 5th day on the job and no one had bothered to tell me that the office opens at 8:00am, and not 9:00am. FML

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By thesixth - 01/03/2016 19:07 - Kenya

Today, I got fired for being late. Apparently you're supposed to be on time after your boss specifically tells you that the office will open an hour late. FML

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By Tired - 12/01/2015 14:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I showed up to work at 6am, only to find out the schedule was changed. I wasn't actually supposed to be there until 9:15. My boss never told me this. I didn't get to go home either, he just said "Oh well. Get to work." FML

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By hatemyjob - 27/10/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML

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By ThreeHoursEarly - 24/01/2020 01:00

Today, I was told to be present for a meeting that started at 5pm. I arrived 15 minutes early, and I was late for the meeting. This happens regularly. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, my boss sprang a company workshop on us that I was not informed of, which kept me at work until 10 PM. He expected us all back at 8 AM the next day to continue. On a good day it takes me 3 hours to commute. I got written up for being 10 minutes late to the workshop, after getting up at 4 AM to get there. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2015 16:42 - United States

Today, I decided to show up early for work and really try to get off my manager's shit-list. On my way to work, my manager called to bitch me out for already being 30 minutes late. Yeah, I forgot about Daylight Savings Time. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2016 20:14

Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML

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By I hate my life - 15/11/2022 18:00 - Indonesia

Today, I came into work late, tried to sneak in, but got caught by my supervisor. Usually I wake up at 7am, hit the road around 7.30, arrive at work before 8am. Today I woke up at 5am, thought that I could go back to sleep for 2 hours, I went back to bed. When I woke up, it was already 9am. FML

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By whatisthisidonteven - 23/09/2012 09:23 - Israel - Ramat Gan

Today, I was scheduled for an interview at a local firm owned by two partners. The secretary told me to be there at around 12:00 to 12:30 pm, so I arrived at 12:15. The first boss told me off for being early, the other one yelled at me for being late. FML

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Jankae 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 12:25

Did you not realize everyone else was already there?

LadyAlathia 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 13:01

Uhm, isn't that, like, the FIRST thing you ask when you get a new job? "So, uh, what time do i show up around here? And when is payday?" Not hard, dumbass.

Comments

ObadiahtheSlim 2

Wednesday 30 September 2009 15:37

when you assume you make an ass out of you and me.

mikew85 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 21:24

I wouldve said fyl, but didn't you notice everyone else was already there and working when you strolled in at 8:45?

317crystal 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 2:08

how on earth do you NOT know what time you're supposed to be at work? that should've been the first thing you found out when you got the job. YDI

mikhailb1990 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 8:22

YOU sir, are a retard

chilipeppers_09x 1

Friday 2 October 2009 8:23

DUR DURR DURR

F__kyoupayme 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 21:32

wow FYL

Anteezy 7

Friday 22 January 2010 18:46

This one time I got a new job at an office, and I was unsure when the office opened so I did this extremely unorthodox thing, it may sound a little crazy but bare with me here, I asked how late the office opened and they actually told me. Crazy! I know right!? If only there was like a similar thing you could have done...

kdz 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 12:06

sigh. this sucks, you suck. if you got the job how the he'll wouldn't you know what time to get there. that's the first thing they tell you. and if they didn't, your a fuckass for not asking... fuckass