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By Lily - 08/01/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, during a dinner party, some friends brought up how sweet, innocent and caring they thought I was. I had to sit there as my drunk boyfriend cut them off and loudly argue that I was neither sweet nor innocent, and really nothing that special at all. FML
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BlargHonk 0

Well, as the Romans said, "in vino veritas." In wine there is truth. So, at least now you know what your boyfriend *really* thinks about you.

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taylershea 0

awh! You don't deserve that!

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taylershea 0

awh! You don't deserve that!

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

yeah she does! she coulda been sweeter, innocenter, and specialer! (;

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REFLEXED 7

Maybe she does. We don't know that lol

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Marcella1016 31

FML team: add the words "it as" after the word "through" and this will be a grammatically correct FML. Yes, I'm aware I'm probably pissing off the FML gods right now, but it's worth fixing the headache from mentally figuring out what she was saying

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Marcella1016 31

I just realized what I said. And stand by it. That's right, "mentally figured out," as opposed to "physically figured out" There must be a difference...

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Sirin_fml 46

Done! Sort of. As payment, please send us your soul within five working days.

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BlargHonk 0

Well, as the Romans said, "in vino veritas." In wine there is truth. So, at least now you know what your boyfriend *really* thinks about you.

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sourgirl101 28

I like that expression.(: I find it to be true. However, when I drink (especially wine) I fall in love with the world. Happy, go lucky. For some reason, I'm only mean when I drink tequila.

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dt520 4

as a kid that aspect of alcohol scared me to a point where i only make up complete bullshit when im drunk

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tencentsakiss 19

Sooo he's with you why? Also you're with him why?

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divali 5

Atleast you have friends who were arguing against it. :)

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mike3775 35

And he is still your boyfriend? If I did that to my wife, she would ditch me in a heartbeat, just like I would if she did that to me

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thatonename 7

you would end a marriage because someone said something the probably won't even remember tomorrow? ending a month long relationship I could see, not a marriage. and I hate to go this route but people like you only help increase the divorce rate in this country......... :(

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cradle6 13

40-I've personally seen circumstances in which people would be better off divorced than still together.

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ileenefudge 29

40 has a point. Saying it once or twice I'd be pissed but no reason to end a marriage. If its an ongoing thing than yes it's grounds for divorce.

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joooeee 3

how is your life ******? you have a boyfriend of 4 years and friends that like you. I blame sirin for this terrible fml.

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Sirin_fml 46

I blame DocBastard for not "accidentally" slipping with the scalpel and taking out your entire large intestine when he was removing your appendix. Dammit, Doc, just... god dammit.

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joooeee 3

no doc would get sued for malpractice, and he wouldn't want that cause he's a greedy bastard

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DocBastard 38

There's no such thing as suing for malpractice in Equatorial Guinea, sucka. Now come here and sniff this chlorofo, er, rose...

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joooeee 3

ok roses are pretty and smell like springtime!

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melmeldolphin 8

Sounds like he's the one who's nothing special.

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princessbug 0

why do women stay in humiliating relationships!!!? there are SO much better out there! why in this day and time do women think so low of themselves!!!?

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