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By Uriah - 03/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML

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By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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You deserved it 12 562

Worth a shot

By Anonymous - 29/03/2020 17:00

Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML

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The girl?

By Anonymous - 26/12/2019 01:00

Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML

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You deserved it 285

Catfished

By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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Tonight, on First Dates…

By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 14:29

Today, I discovered that pictures really make a person look more attractive than they really are. Besides the downgrade in attraction, we got to spend the next two hours playing an awkward game of 20 questions. This from a guy that wanted nudes right away. So much for online charm. FML

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You deserved it 641

The truth

By oxbbabexo - 14/04/2009 13:45 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML

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You deserved it 93 920

By justno - 29/06/2014 00:26 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

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You deserved it 5 279

Mama's Boy

By Anonymous - 08/03/2017 04:00 - United States

Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML

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You deserved it 603

By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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You deserved it 8 787

Insecure

By Anonymous - 25/03/2019 11:00 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML

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You deserved it 4 192

riii 0

Friday 3 July 2009 12:30

Uhh, you fell in love with someone over the internet in 5 hours? Thats pretty sad. You should also know that not everyone you talk to online is legit. You deserved that one.

bedspring_kiss54 0

Friday 3 July 2009 12:25

YDI for sending nudes so quickly. You so should've known better... Pax / peace

Comments

Grawlix 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:39

Do you guys ever notice that people tend to play with words these days? ****, just because they were saying each other they 'loved' each other doesn't necessarily mean that she truly thinks she fell in love. If she wants to expose her body, why bitch about it, she just screwed herself over and decided to post it.

Shyman4ever 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:42

You really are a super idiot. That guy probably isn't even a guy. It's probably a dog or a cat or an old man. YDI for being slightly mentally retarded.

Bearsmomma 30

Saturday 16 July 2016 17:52

That "guy" WASN'T a guy. It was her niece. Clearly, you missed the entire story of the FML. Now, go join your friend, OP, in the "super idiot" room.

deviantartgirl 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:51

LMAO!! Props to the neice - and I'm willing to bet that she had a few of her friends there to help her with the scam. YTDI for being so desperate. Though I have an incling this can't be true. No one is that stupid.

primogen18 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:56

wow 5 hours chatting online and you love someone, how disparate can you be? If I fell in love and traded naked pictures with every person I talked with for 5 hours, well, that would make any plane ride or long drive very very aukward.... YDI.

Valentine_Beauty 5

Friday 28 September 2012 7:32

@ 122 wow 5 hours chatting online and you love someone, how disparate can you be? If I fell in love and traded naked pictures with every person I talked with for 5 hours, well, that would make any plane ride or long drive very very aukward.... YDI. Wow...*desperate*.... *awkward*

irrelevantxx 0

Friday 3 July 2009 17:01

****.

HurriKaty 4

Friday 3 July 2009 17:12

Wow, you must be really young or really easy. Learn from this. YDI.

Me27 0

Friday 3 July 2009 17:23

YDI YDI YDI YDI!

kikchik2491 0

Friday 3 July 2009 17:29

And that is why you don't date online, much less send nude pictures of yourself online...i have a friend who did that and the guy accually started posting the pictures all over the internet. plus, five hours and you "love" him...really? thats not love, that's just lust...love takes time and effort to build not five hours talking.