Miscellaneous: Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect...

By Uriah - 03/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 199

You deserved it 109 656

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By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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You deserved it 12 561

Worth a shot

By Anonymous - 29/03/2020 17:00

Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 940

You deserved it 271

The girl?

By Anonymous - 26/12/2019 01:00

Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML

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You deserved it 285

Catfished

By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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You deserved it 10 458

Tonight, on First Dates…

By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 14:29

Today, I discovered that pictures really make a person look more attractive than they really are. Besides the downgrade in attraction, we got to spend the next two hours playing an awkward game of 20 questions. This from a guy that wanted nudes right away. So much for online charm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 360

You deserved it 637

The truth

By oxbbabexo - 14/04/2009 13:45 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML

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You deserved it 93 914

By justno - 29/06/2014 00:26 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 244

You deserved it 5 278

Mama's Boy

By Anonymous - 08/03/2017 04:00 - United States

Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML

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You deserved it 602

By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 379

You deserved it 8 787

Insecure

By Anonymous - 25/03/2019 11:00 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML

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You deserved it 4 186

riii 0

Friday 3 July 2009 12:30

Uhh, you fell in love with someone over the internet in 5 hours? Thats pretty sad. You should also know that not everyone you talk to online is legit. You deserved that one.

bedspring_kiss54 0

Friday 3 July 2009 12:25

YDI for sending nudes so quickly. You so should've known better... Pax / peace

Comments

Roto13 0

Friday 3 July 2009 22:40

You fell in love with someone you had never met after chatting with them online for 5 hours. That's just plain pathetic.

loverslanex3 0

Friday 3 July 2009 22:54

I'm sorry but, you're an idiot. YDI.

jakkal 0

Friday 3 July 2009 23:34

Nudes after 5 hours? Wow, you're pretty easy.

milgalo 0

Friday 3 July 2009 23:39

Hahahah.

fucklifeee 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 0:14

Hm, agreed with #199. you're easy, YDI YDI YDI .

AirforceBlu 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 0:20

lol sucks to be you next timeake sure you get a pic first before you send one!

RiChY_BaBy08 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 0:40

hahah do most girls trust that easy?

youxlostxyou 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 1:15

ha wow. why the HECK would you send a naked pic of yourself? no matter how long you knew the guy. 5 hours, five YEARS, thats pretty dumb. period. i dont care if the guy is freakin nick jonas.

loltreated 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 1:18

I cannot BELIEVE how stupid people are. It honestly blows my mind. The issue here is not that the OP thought she had fallen in love after 5 hours of talking to this person. You can fall for someone just as quickly in real life. The issue is not that she ran the risk of her pictures being posted all over the internet. The problem lies in her sending someone she met online naked pictures of herself when she has no idea what kind of person they really are. OP, are you really so stupid? How in the hell were you 100% sure that the person wasn't a homicidal maniac? You'd better thank God this was just your niece's idea of a joke. It could have been someone with an obsession for murdering stupid bitches.