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By Uriah - 03/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML

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By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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You deserved it 12 562

Worth a shot

By Anonymous - 29/03/2020 17:00

Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML

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The girl?

By Anonymous - 26/12/2019 01:00

Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML

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You deserved it 285

Catfished

By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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You deserved it 10 461

Tonight, on First Dates…

By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 14:29

Today, I discovered that pictures really make a person look more attractive than they really are. Besides the downgrade in attraction, we got to spend the next two hours playing an awkward game of 20 questions. This from a guy that wanted nudes right away. So much for online charm. FML

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You deserved it 641

The truth

By oxbbabexo - 14/04/2009 13:45 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML

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You deserved it 93 920

By justno - 29/06/2014 00:26 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 251

You deserved it 5 279

Mama's Boy

By Anonymous - 08/03/2017 04:00 - United States

Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML

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You deserved it 603

By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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You deserved it 8 787

Insecure

By Anonymous - 25/03/2019 11:00 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML

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You deserved it 4 192

riii 0

Friday 3 July 2009 12:30

Uhh, you fell in love with someone over the internet in 5 hours? Thats pretty sad. You should also know that not everyone you talk to online is legit. You deserved that one.

bedspring_kiss54 0

Friday 3 July 2009 12:25

YDI for sending nudes so quickly. You so should've known better... Pax / peace

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greenzo 0

Friday 3 July 2009 14:51

this is pretty pathetic. ydi.

Matu92 0

Friday 3 July 2009 14:52

You do not love someone after 5 hours. It just doesn't happen. But LOL anyways.

Novabear 0

Friday 3 July 2009 15:09

Props to your niece for spending five hours chatting just to mess with you. That's real dedication.

ChefBoy6382 0

Friday 3 July 2009 15:26

too funny

lottofee 0

Friday 3 July 2009 15:56

yeah and she can and hopefully will use every detail of the whole 5 hour conversation to use it against the stupidity of her aunt in the future...

jasey_rae 0

Friday 3 July 2009 15:10

I almost feel bad for laughing simply because it is sad that you are that pathetic, desperate and needy. and really your life isn't ****** because your neice tricked you. your neice saved your ass. it's better she has the picture then some random creep. you're life is ****** simply because you are that sad and pathetic. honestly grow up. I thought it was only 14 year olds who think you can fall in love that quickly.

hugzandkisses666 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 0:17

she could still be young..i've been an aunt since first grade

broken_princess 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 15:31

@ #64: Hey, I'm 14, and I'm not stupid enough to fall in love in five hours. @ OP: Hahahahaha I see desperate idiots like you every day. Seriously, stop watching Disney movies, get out of your house, and try meeting someone in real life. Oh, and make sure you're wearing clothes. =] And if you search yourself, don't be suprised to see some nudes of yourself. Other than the ones you sent your neice.