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By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 23:36 - Canada

Today, I was checking into a hotel with my boyfriend. A few minutes after we get to our room, the cops show up to our door asking to see some ID from the both of us. The hotel staff had called the cops on us because they thought I was underage and he was going to molest me. I'm 21 and he is 24. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML

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untoldfame 3

Wednesday 23 September 2009 10:27

the hotel employees were just looking out for your boyfriend. after all, 15 year olds will get you 20 years.

winterjane 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 10:38

so the hotel employees never checked your ID when you checked in?

Comments

turbogirl 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 11:26

I have a question. How is it that people see fit to tell the person they deserve it?? How do they deserve it?? I'm pretty sure she can't help the way she looks?

millyXD 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 12:18

because people are fools.

cocacola999 27

Wednesday 23 September 2009 15:51

Three words. Trolls. Trolls. Trolls.

raytracer 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 11:33

Well... they were half right. Gotta give 'em that.

Ranoona 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 11:48

hey I would take that a compliment if they thought you were young :p.

Green_Eyes_Pwn 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 21:45

I agree. :)

tingting1 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 11:59

lmfao! that's hilarious good for the staff though, for taking all those precautions

24788 6

Wednesday 23 September 2009 12:05

Next time wear fake costumes. It's the only way.

DrMorbid 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 12:35

You look younger. One day you'll be greatful.

Lehk 9

Wednesday 23 September 2009 13:51

did you at least curse out the employees and demand your money back

kbaker90 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 14:13

Ah, don't you hate being younger than you look? I'm in college, and so many people think I'm in high school. Anyway, while awkward and unpleasant, I'm sure you got back to your evening once the situation was cleared up, yes?