By wtf - 15/08/2010 12:52 - United States

Today, I found out that my overprotective parents hired a private investigator a month ago, who since then has been watching my perfectly normal boyfriend, in case he "tries to rape or kill" me. We're both 25 years old. FML
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FerrariCake 2

Don't worry about it... hopefully the investigator is just taking your parents' money and isn't even watching you. He just reports once a month that you haven't been killed or raped yet.

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MykeLytorus 0

people trying to be first and failing is funny...

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TheWhiteDemon 0

whoknows maybe thats how your parents got together

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SeanFredrick 3

op you'll be sorry when he rapes and kills you after the PI leaves

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Melaniee_fml 0

your parents really have some issues.

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XFlyingxPiranhaX 0

just pay the PI not to follow him. he'll want the money, probably.

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bigblue95 0

just bc ur 25 doesnt mean ur boyfriend doesnt have the ability to rape u. theres even a higher chance at that age rather than a 16yr old relationship

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thatrandombadass 0

so much for privacy!

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Daerauko 0

just have sex with your BF... then it isn't rape. you can just have rough sex

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allenrotstein 0

Some parents just have issues.. They think they are doing the best for you, but they are actually just screwing things up. Pack your stuff, leave and don't look back.

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Cupcakeshizz 0

LOL tries to rape you

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maliger 0

omg it's mercy aaaaaaah! I'M LIKE YOUR BIGGEST FAN EVAAAAAAR! mercy will you make babbies with me?

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Guuurlplease 0

He could be a rapist....

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suppressed08 2

You should totally get the investigator involved in your lives. it makes their job easier and you now have a new friend:) I've no idea why but the idea of making him your friend reminds me of Friends.

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ThatGuyWithHair 0

So? "Some douchebag's parents hired me to keep an eye out for a girl's boyfriend. The idiot hasn't attempted rape or murder yet. FML"

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unafred 0

that really suxs... first !!!!

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quent10 0

so tell me sir how does it feel to have failed so greatly? does it embarrass you that commentors will ROFLWAFFL at your lack of success?

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idkmyusername 0

i like french toast

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unafred 0

feels like a bitch feels like this should be my fml...... lol

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justsayfuck 5

Damnit. Ignore this comment or try to find something useful in it. Good luck.

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Cupcakeshizz 0

I really like scrambled eggs on pancakes :')

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MiguelDidWhat 0

I really like scrambled tissue on my window

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Brittney_E 0

waffles!! #<('-'<)

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PizzaGuy11 0

i like waffles and pancakes with sum OJ :P

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Supersonic54 18

2 that's a fail lol better luck next time

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unafred 0

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VW_4_Life 0

I would flip shit if my parents did that. Now you should hire a private investigator to watch your parents all the time.

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stilettogoddess 0

Or OP should put on a little show for the PI and scare the Hell out of her parents.

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DontGuessMyName 5

Better yet, hire the same private investigator.

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Jeez, move far away. Your parents are crazy

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crazyaces89 7

that's taking overprotective to a whole new level...jeez

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danilo16 0

how about telling your parents to f@&$ off! cmon your 25

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dummydory 4

I wonder if they've done that with all the boyfriends you've had in the past.

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XxFallenbladexX 0

You're parents need to get a life. Seriously, get a restraining order from them, you're too old to be controlled like that

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fawfulster 11

"You are parents need to get a life" = what you just said. THIS, people, is why we need to spell things correctly.

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SpaceMannn 0

overprotective parents + you having a bf + an investigator = your bf being a suspicious rape suspect.

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