Health: Today, I was dancing with the 4 hottest girls I've ever seen... - FML

By gb - 18/08/2011 05:18 - Australia

Today, I was dancing with the 4 hottest girls I've ever seen at a club, and I fainted. FML

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By curiousorange - 05/07/2009 15:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. FML

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Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 00:31 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML

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Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By lifesucks - 24/02/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Thursday 18 August 2011 11:57

Blood rush to your other head too fast?

aFatFuck 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 11:55

That's when you know you're grinding the chick to hard

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chinchily 12

Thursday 18 August 2011 12:41

To fast of a blood rush to the head...well heads... Ether tht or u dehydrated really fast ;) better be glad it was only dancing.. Coulda been more than only passing out

catkat1988 17

Thursday 18 August 2011 13:00

Next time, no more girls than you can handle. Remember that. ;-) (Yeah, I do find this one slightly to the funny side).

Kammasaurus_Sex 7

Thursday 18 August 2011 13:01

It was probably because of all the excitement. /: Mhm.

Glitterhinoceros 14

Thursday 18 August 2011 13:16

Smooth

Mikonam_fml 8

Thursday 18 August 2011 13:18

Keep hydrated next time :)

oops_im_fucked 8

Sunday 21 August 2011 9:12

With your old neighborhood friend: vodka!

jerico616 14

Thursday 18 August 2011 13:21

Time to MAN up!

XxDancerGirlxX 17

Thursday 18 August 2011 13:29

Nice, way to win them over! FYL for fainting at club, YDI because you were nervous just being around chicks.

xXshadowrollerXx 6

Thursday 18 August 2011 13:40

I'm gonna assume that you pass out all the time, because you really don't seem too concerned that you passed out in the middle of a strange club. Maybe while you were down, those four girls teamed up to steal your wallet and ID. It was all part of their plan..

TrollFeeder 10

Thursday 18 August 2011 13:44

I guess all the hotness from the girls made you faint.

LizzJizz 16

Thursday 18 August 2011 13:45

Oh he was overwhelmed from all the hotnesss

True_Legend 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 15:22

no shit

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