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By gb - 18/08/2011 05:18 - Australia

Today, I was dancing with the 4 hottest girls I've ever seen at a club, and I fainted. FML

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By curiousorange - 05/07/2009 15:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. FML

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By I Tried - 29/01/2016 22:18 - United States - Burton

Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML

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By Bad Dancer - 05/07/2015 01:48 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

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Don't even try

By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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By J-Sauce - 20/06/2016 14:54 - Canada - Salmon Arm

Today, I went to a club with 6 girls thinking it would be awesome. As soon as we got there, they all said they wanted to go dance and asked if I could watch their purses. FML

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Dancing With The Stares

By Travolta - 20/05/2019 02:13

Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 00:31 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML

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Elaine?

By Anonymous - 19/02/2023 23:00

Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By lifesucks - 24/02/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Thursday 18 August 2011 11:57

Blood rush to your other head too fast?

aFatFuck 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 11:55

That's when you know you're grinding the chick to hard

Comments

Spyderbane 10

Thursday 18 August 2011 23:20

Shallow Hal needs a gal

sexxme 9

Friday 19 August 2011 0:01

Maybe then you could all play "nurse" if you know what I mean(;

luizocoke 0

Friday 19 August 2011 4:39

Maybe they weren't even that hot , maybe u got lucky for passing out

louloulisa 4

Friday 19 August 2011 4:44

Wow that sucked

TalkinSmack 6

Friday 19 August 2011 5:51

Did u atleast get mouth to mouth?

StarFishSteven 5

Friday 19 August 2011 6:31

You're doing it wrong...

d33emar 0

Friday 19 August 2011 7:21

virgin ?

RuskiManBearPig 4

Friday 19 August 2011 16:42

DUDE that ****** BLOWS

saturnsonic 3

Friday 19 August 2011 19:30

You Sissy!!! cant handle 4 hotties huh? Wuss...lol

maddie2015 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 2:20

Down boy (;

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