Transportation: Today, I was driving on the freeway and there was a dead animal... - FML

By travinator121611 - 16/08/2009 16:32 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway and there was a dead animal (I think a cat) in the road. The car in front of me decided to merge over. It kicked up part of the dead animal and sent it flying through my open window. I think I got hit in the face with a piece of foot. FML

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Monday 17 August 2009 9:24

I drive a 1974 VW Super Beetle...I HAVE NO AIR CONDITIONING!!! So my windows + the window wings are open to draw air in. The SUV hit it right (obviously) cause it hit my window and came through my side wing window. So GROSS...but it didnt stink or anything.

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spidergirl41 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:51

Yummy. Roadkill pussy, anyone?

travinator121611 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 23:25

it was an old road kill...but i didnt expect it!!!

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katiegason 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 1:18

NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THAT DISCUSTING SHIT

soccer_chickk 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 6:14

ydi for not using a/c

dragonmaster43 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 1:27

I totally loled

liyah01 0

Friday 20 May 2011 5:27

Thtz nasty... FYL 4 reelz

Super_Salo 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:13

kicked from the grave

Chixken 6

Saturday 3 December 2011 5:02

That's gross

512bigt 10

Thursday 4 October 2012 1:22

same thing happened to me this week

NellyFC35 19

Monday 19 August 2013 21:45

Better than a piece of a$$. ...no?....ok

doglover100 28

Wednesday 12 March 2014 4:08

FYL!

GnaR_KiLL5150 12

Tuesday 19 August 2014 3:35

I've never puked doing 75mph before, I bet that was an experience.

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