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By saltinawound - 05/03/2009 06:38 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML

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Thursday 5 March 2009 19:38

awe, you poor thing! im so sorry to hear that!!!!!! you are NOT overweight. Screw that guy! Theres someone much better out there for you!

l33tm0nk3y 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:43

Ouch...what a dick. And that chair just had to go and be the icing on the excrement cake, huh? That's rough.

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phantasm 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:28

130 lbs is overwight???? WTF?? you're in perfect condition, so keep it going and forget that moron

dellie182 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:31

you dumped ur boyfriend because YOU'RE overweight? thats a new one on me. "its not going to work, im too fat for you..."

gnt 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:34

if you are religious, the chair breaking is a sign from god that you need to get lip or gag yourself after each meal or exercise.

Liveanotherday 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:39

...well 130lbs of muscle and 130lbs of fat are pretty different, also height is an issue as several people already brought up. If you are 5'0 or shorter then technically yes you are overweight.

haha08 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:42

unless you're like 5ft tall 130 isn't overweight. he's a jerk. go get someone better.

sam_i_am_08 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:44

This guy is a douche bag... be glad he's gone...

automaticz 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:51

You're not. **** that guy.

njfbafopqefrj 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:52

he probably just cant get it up. his problem. not yours.

tacotaco 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:57

most chairs dont break under 130 lbs, you sure you're only 130?

Emrysa 1

Thursday 5 March 2009 21:00

I'd take a girl who was 130 any day. You don't need to be scraps of skin hanging on a rack. Curves, not fat, are more attractive than hugging a skeleton. Your boyfriend has some screwed up perceptions of normal weight and the chair was old.