Confession time

By Noname - 05/03/2009 06:01 - Canada

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Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
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Bear_fml 0

Pretty much looks like you both deserved that one...

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ATchick_08 0

Haha... You both deserved it for being morons lmao

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ATchick_08 0

Haha... You both deserved it for being morons lmao

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Tucatz 0

Good for him. If you're that immature to throw something like that at him- especially if it's untrue- then he's better off without you. And if it is true, you must be a phenomenally bad lay.

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brodway_dreamer 0

Really now...The boyfriend had to be F-ing the girls before she said that. So she should brake up with him.

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lil_ham1644 29

I'm confused by the wording though. Did she fake the orgasms to piss him off, or did she tell him she faked them to piss him off?

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pinaypie 0

you really shouldn't be unleashing hurtful words like that. of course, he'll retaliate with meaner words.

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djtelekinesis 0

he probably gets all three of those other girls off. at least you're not a starfish.

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