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By saltinawound - 05/03/2009 06:38 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML

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By GirlfriendsAreBadForYourBack - 06/08/2013 16:01 - United States - Lynbrook

Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML

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loveleafs16 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:38

awe, you poor thing! im so sorry to hear that!!!!!! you are NOT overweight. Screw that guy! Theres someone much better out there for you!

l33tm0nk3y 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:43

Ouch...what a dick. And that chair just had to go and be the icing on the excrement cake, huh? That's rough.

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coolcourt143 0

Friday 6 March 2009 3:25

130 lbs?! are you joking me?! get a man that asshole must have been a little boy who cant handle a sexy woman with curves!

elemenopyqrstuv 0

Friday 6 March 2009 3:26

You want my number?

cameron6i 0

Friday 6 March 2009 3:41

ok yes it sounds like this guy is a dick however it is not completely unreasonable to think I was physicaly attracted to this girl when we started dating she gained 15 pounds and im less intrested I feel like alot of women are commenting here bashing men about being shallow about their weight but honestly how many of you are attracted to short chubby guys, be real your just as shallow as the rest of us

RPM_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 3:53

94- sorry to burst your bubble, but there's no such thing as "big boned", unless you're eric cartman or the elephant man.

wolfy_fml 5

Friday 6 March 2009 3:55

I wish I was only 130. lol Though if you go by BMI, that would be 20lbs underweight for my height. XD

justjayit 0

Friday 6 March 2009 4:07

What an ass!! As if sex is supposed to substitute for love. 130 can't be overweight, unless you're aiming to be a stick skinny **** star or something. Be yourself, be natural, and if you still feel convinced that you're out of shape then take it upon yourself to make a diet and exercise plan! Be who you wanna be, and love who you are. F*** the rest. :)

TheOrpheus 0

Friday 6 March 2009 4:51

130 is a pretty good weight. it just depends on your height. FYL.

fatblackman 0

Friday 6 March 2009 4:52

There's is a thing as big boned. And 130 lbs is overweight no matter who you are! I know I'm only 6' 3'' and 540 lbs but come on a chicks got to be fit. Lose some weight you fat single chair breaker!

fatblackman 0

Friday 6 March 2009 4:59

#43 is sooo right. plus i registered just to say that comment too :)

DyingCuzOfYou 0

Friday 6 March 2009 6:30

Yeah, you definitely aren't overweight. I have a friend who is 5'4" and 130lbs and she's perfectly normal. But this guy sounds pretty lame. Sorry about the chair. :*l Sounds rough.