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By ticked - 06/10/2009 13:01 - Pakistan

Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

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By theapplesleader - 23/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML

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By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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Unfortunate

By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 08:01

Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML

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Added spice

By hungry - 06/04/2009 03:19 - United States

Today, I was hungry and decided to nibble on some Cheez-Its I had in my room. After I'd enjoyed some of them, I looked into the box to see how many I had left, where I noticed a lot of little black moving dots. Apparently I wasn't the only one enjoying the crackers. FML

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Spice

By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2016 18:36 - United States - Milford

Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2016 21:25

Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML

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By dumbblonde - 06/08/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML

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Hello little dude

By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 22:54 - United States

Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:52

Were you eating black chips? I think FML has taught me to never pick up "food" I dropped and eat it. Also, nice username.

chcagr 1

Tuesday 6 October 2009 20:19

Once upon a time I was eating pizza while watching television. Out of the corner of my eye I see one lonely piece of sausage left in the box. I pick it up and eat it, of course I don't bother to look at it. It was a stink bug. It turns out that they don't just stink, they taste BAD as well. You can't just spit out the taste of a stink bug. Oh well, live and learn.

Comments

xoconnie 8

Wednesday 7 October 2009 2:22

LMFAO i did that once at gymnastics when i was littleee. eating chips and one fell next to me and i ate it but it was like some white powder rock from the white stuff u put on ur hands before you go on the bars. hahaah funny stuffff

jeffrey0000 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 3:54

eating chips and watching tv? how much fatter can you get? LOL. YDI.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Wednesday 7 October 2009 4:00

What color were your chips? :/

cheapsheep_fml 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 5:17

clean your place. gawd. fcking pigs.

hrtstealer 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 8:12

did it burrow itself in your mouth?

Crunchy08 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 8:31

ticks can grow to be freaking huge, I used to have to pick them off my dogs.

xoxcinderellaxox 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 8:33

ydi! im always picky of what i put in my mouth.

PhillyFox 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 19:39

Those saying the OP is fat: How in the hell do you know he's fat? Thin people can't eat chips, too? But still, that's really disgusting that you just gobble things up like that without knowing what they are. I'd working on changing that, if I were you. YDI.

TheKitsune 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 2:13

My cousin ate a tick once. Of course he wasn't even two yet.

kaitycat101 1

Friday 9 October 2009 13:44

That's what happened on greys anatomy last night!! Alex had a tick because him and izzy are living in a camper in the woods! Izzy told him he had mud or something on his neck... But it was a tick! LOL!