Broken and Love: Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty...

By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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You deserved it 1 512

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By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML

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You deserved it 159

Trading places

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton

Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 639

You deserved it 2 856

Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 628

You deserved it 3 904

Self report

By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 09:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 97

You deserved it 743

By jimmy_poison - 09/02/2015 00:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 236

You deserved it 2 940

Devious

By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 631

You deserved it 6 729

By sad - 05/11/2012 07:02 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 833

You deserved it 3 481

By takeshi - 05/08/2018 20:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 279

You deserved it 303

By single - 08/08/2015 06:23 - United States - Houston

Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 755

You deserved it 2 015

By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 19:59 - Canada

Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 594

You deserved it 4 883

xxDeeStar 27

Saturday 26 November 2016 5:11

This FML is tricky, I don't know what to vote. Your ex could really have been terrible or maybe you were actually a bad boyfriend..

chirstinap325 23

Saturday 26 November 2016 5:03

If she's gonna believe some girl that just showed up without giving you a chance you're better off anyway.

Comments

PaulieXP 16

Monday 28 November 2016 8:57

Go to the cops. Report your ex and ask for a restraining order. Also tell everyone you know on social media what she did.

MitiMiki 16

Monday 28 November 2016 21:30

I don't think you can blame your date for excusing herself from what was a very awkward situation. She obviously felt that maybe you had some unfinished business in your last relationship or just wasn't interested in the drama. Call her, apologize for your ex, and see if she is interested in trying again. If not, it wasn't meant to be.

LevelupKid 8

Monday 28 November 2016 23:17

Oh my god... dude I'm sorry. What the ****?! A moment of silence is in order...and may lightning strike down on every annoying, harassing ex that ever existed...

J15237 25

Monday 8 March 2021 23:52

Couple of things: 1: How did your ex know where you were? 2: Were you a bad boyfriend? (Cheater or anything) Or is your ex just a vindictive person who doesn't want you to be happy?