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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton

Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
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zoeloringfuleki 9

what a bitch. sorry OP. at least you dodged a bullet!

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Koizumiii 23

That sucks, op. I'm sorry...

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devildog562 33

Sorry for what ? He was a true g. He said tried to take is reservation . Way to be a man and stand up for yourself . Although the situation sucks right now , stand tall and great things will come !

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Tuffmuffin 10

Shhhh! I think it's trying to communicate.

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rocker_chick23 27

#33: Was that even English?

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devildog562 33

I missed an h in " his reservation", and a few commas .Everything else was grammatically correct. Sue me.

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rocker_chick23 27

#1 was saying they were sorry that OP was stood up by a bitch.

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lnheritance 19

I would keep the reservation and eat by myself in her face. Or simply ask a friend to join. Rub it in, and show her how shitty she is.

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Just_A_Tree 20

Or, even cancel the reservation. Take it from me, nobody likes to eat at a restaurant by themselves. And she who must not be named doesn't deserve the reservation.

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sweetbliss3 37

26-why? I love eating in restaurants by myself. best time to people watch, have alone time and eat good food.

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Brandi_Faith 33

I don't mind eating by myself either. Plus, if he cancels the reservation that means that spot would be open for them to sit at.

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valalvax 13

It does kind of suck when you were supposed to be eating with someone else, but I'd still do it, meal cost me half as much!

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zoeloringfuleki 9

what a bitch. sorry OP. at least you dodged a bullet!

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greg84_fml 21

And this is coming from a female, so you know she is a bitch!

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Wizardo 33

Sounds like a dirty trick actually, gets you to make reservations whilst the other person tries to take it. Don't feel bad she's a twat.

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SarahSehhati 40

"bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks" Dr.Dre

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DarksideDoll 31

That's so shady. Screw that bitch OP. You're better off.

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homesuckfucker 28

This isn't an FML at all! You avoided wasting your time on a selfish person who obviously didn't have genuine feelings for you. You'll find someone better. Good luck, OP.

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Godsofdracos 15

That's super cold hearted, and really stupid of her.

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igive 29

I hope she gets a terrible case of food poisoning.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Eh it is an FML she is probably going to get laid with a side of STD's.

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jellybeens_fml 16

Ahh STDs.. the gift that keeps on giving :))

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sweetbliss3 37

herpes. I think herpes is the gift that keeps on giving.

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cactusprick 19

at least you can have both her food and yours! Keep the reservation for yourself and enjoy a nice quiet dinner out by yourself while her and her new date just lingers around :D

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xivoricbutterfly 25

He probably didn't order yet

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