Miscellaneous: Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started...

By ohmygod - 20/06/2013 05:49 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 15:49 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2021 23:01 - United States - Steele

Today, I was eating lunch with my grandmother when a very muscular young man entered the restaurant. As soon as he walked in, my 70-year-old widowed grandmother looked at him and said, out loud, "Ooh, eye candy!" Everyone in the restaurant began staring at us, and the poor guy's face was red as a tomato. FML

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Annie's Song

By David - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I was finally having a conversation with my granny, who I don't get to see often. First thing she tells me was that she was going to have surgery soon, because her "women's insides" were "dangling out." FML

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Boobaloo

By nerdlette - 15/03/2014 19:34 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML

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Let her have her fun

By WHY GRANDMA - 17/06/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 20:01

Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML

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By poro123 - 05/11/2012 05:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2015 07:45 - United States - Hatfield

Today, away at college, I called my grandmother to hear how she was doing after her knee surgery. She ended up talking about Hooters and how I should work there because of my "rare body". When I mentioned I've been studying computer science, earning a 3.8 GPA, she replied, "But you're a girl." FML

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By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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By oshitdonotwant - 08/08/2009 13:42 - United States

Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML

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Ranimal 12

Thursday 20 June 2013 11:55

Elderly people for the win, again.

grahmagog 14

Thursday 20 June 2013 11:58

I got the moobs like jabba

Comments

lennelleong 33

Thursday 20 June 2013 12:14

Were you eating chicken? :)

zed34 18

Thursday 20 June 2013 12:18

Time to get in the gym and not the snack cabinet.

timss4 19

Thursday 20 June 2013 12:21

Did she at least compliment them?

isallwaysme 27

Thursday 20 June 2013 12:22

we really need an "Old people category"

starcable 9

Thursday 20 June 2013 12:43

I believe everyone wants this added. their is way to many of them on here not to do it.

MrConcise 34

Thursday 20 June 2013 13:27

Elderly sounds snazzier, and the icon could be a grey beard.

HortonThelephant 15

Thursday 20 June 2013 15:02

Or perhaps an icon of a cloaked figure wielding a scythe might be more appropriate, given the nature of things... But whatever you think is best.

upallnight11 19

Thursday 20 June 2013 15:09

What about an icon of a cane? No?

purebliss_fml 19

Thursday 20 June 2013 12:50

Trust grandma to be completely honest with you

JessicaZado 11

Thursday 20 June 2013 12:51

Old people have no filter

applebramble 22

Thursday 20 June 2013 12:53

You either have breasts from eating too much or you really know how to work on the pecs ^^

Whytetrash 21

Thursday 20 June 2013 12:59

Grandparents can always be relied on to ruin your self esteem

LaurenA_Hendrix 13

Thursday 20 June 2013 13:10

Elderly people gotta love em.

tomgun_fml 16

Thursday 20 June 2013 13:17

How sad...

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