Money: Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when...

By woodre - 02/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 186

You deserved it 6 188

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 246

You deserved it 7 103

By MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY - 21/03/2012 20:13 - United States

Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 190

You deserved it 7 911

By ripped - 11/04/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 240

You deserved it 63 917

Broke

By Anon - 22/03/2012 23:32 - United States - Stony Point

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 048

You deserved it 4 843

By APoorGuy - 15/03/2016 12:08 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 643

You deserved it 1 926

By prisym - 30/08/2017 13:00

Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 397

You deserved it 799

By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 742

You deserved it 35 925

By gas money - 22/11/2015 04:34 - United States - Reno

Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 857

You deserved it 3 499

By ethawesome1125 - 03/11/2014 00:11 - United States - Round Rock

Today, I found a $20 bill on the ground, so I decided to pick it up. It was actually attached to a string and was meant to be a prank by some kids. They failed miserably, so I took the money. They ran up to me and punched me in the balls for taking their cash. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 498

You deserved it 7 499

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 616

You deserved it 43 124

SlyTail 5

Friday 2 September 2011 12:09

:/ you killed it.

aikokohitori 0

Friday 2 September 2011 12:13

Why was a 50 dollar bill just lying on the floor unnoticed?

Comments

iampetard 0

Friday 2 September 2011 21:06

This is such shitty fml. My god!! You lost a whole 50$ jeez i mean what a horrible event in your life that has ****** you and you may never recover from this traumatic event

i_am_that_one 0

Friday 2 September 2011 21:33

Oh shit.

buttercupp2137 0

Friday 2 September 2011 21:38

been there, done that.

BigJ365 4

Friday 2 September 2011 21:39

Man u could I'd bought weed with that Jk don't spend that much on weed unless u like to share

jennaizbeast 0

Friday 2 September 2011 22:04

That's a bitch :(

katybaker 0

Friday 2 September 2011 22:12

You can save some remnants and send it tonthe treasury and they will give you a new 50 dollar bill FYI... You can send dog shit to the treasury and tell them there is money in it and they will find it and refund you. No joke.