By Anonymous - 25/04/2010 10:00 - Australia

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Today, I was expecting a call from my friend. The phone rang and I answered with "WANK!!" as a joke. It wasn't my friend on the phone, it was my boss. FML
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BadPinkKitty07 0

hey, maybe your boss is into that. maybe he can give you a raise, if you know what I mean. ;)

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nelm88 0

I have bad breath and walk like robocop

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xoburton 0

kinda deserved.. suilition.. CALLER ID :)

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Horney4her69 0

wank? what's that?

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massagenist 0

who are you 50 cent ? who is your friend snopp doggy dogg ? who is your boss DR. Dre ?

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tomtm7 0

it is situations like this that inspired the invention of caller ID..

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cookie_monster2 0

YDI for being stupid.... **** you anti flood!!

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clivealmighty 0

YOURE FIRED FIRED FIRED fired fired fiired .-. another cat in the hat

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massagenist 0

in soviet siberia soldiers Wank each other inside military Tank to stay warm.

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faxe 0

31, that just put the most ****** up image in my head, thanks, really appreciate it.

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redsox4021 0

29=retarded 8 year old

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WorldCupCheer 0

it's called caller ID don't randomly assume it's ur friend u deserves it

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78euge781995 0

f*ck Caller ID! I prefer answering the phone without knowing who it is. Its more risky :)

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llScarlFacell 0

I don't see the big deal. You could have just pretended you were a kid or something. BTW, lmfaooo WTF is wank?

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1221jamw 11

wank is like **********/penis in uhhh england

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imthestory 0

who knows, maybe your boss liked it :)

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SoberVictim 0

Hahahaha YDI for being an idiot. :P that's why caller ID was invented.

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ckrebbs 0

29 your retarded. and what the **** is wank and why would you answer the phone that way

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SixtyNiner 0

today i answered the phone with "wank" and it was my boss. FMLFMLFML MY LIKE IS ******* OVER OH GOD JUST **** ME NOW. DJGPQOYJNCMXKXGIODOGOFSJFN

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totes_sucks 0

Wank can mean **********. It can also be used in place of words like crap. Adding the suffix -er is an insult similar to bastard. It does not mean penis. 1. I think he just had a lovely wank. 2. What a load of wank. 3. What a wanker.

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imzdrummer 0

I almost did something like that to my friends when they were being yelled at by cops....

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mariekkkk 2

well alteast he doesnt think your a pervet

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MyStarrz 0

^heyy bro u 4got da last part.. *t smuggling ass geenie of a retard ....your welcome :]

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franswa22 0

thanks. hypocrtisizer.

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franswa22 0

wow cool you thundercun

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omgcookeys 15

ever heard of caller id?

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adam218 0

and now ur fired.... lol jk

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Have to agree. If it was your cell, YDI for not checking caller ID. If it was your home and you don't have caller ID, YDI for not realising other people could call.

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SoccerStar5493 0

#7, your really pretty:) haha

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chibikari 0

umm...what's wank? o.O

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JordynAlexis 0

Choking the chicken, beating the meat, chocking the gopher, jacking-off, masturbating, etc.

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luis420 0

also u forgot spanking the monkey

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itsgonnahappento 11

some people are retarded

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FYLDeep 25

Yeah, I think there was a similar FML where the OP answered "****". I guess there's more than one person dumb enough to do this.

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BadPinkKitty07 0

hey, maybe your boss is into that. maybe he can give you a raise, if you know what I mean. ;)

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bodoquito89 0

YDI for not checking the caller ID ... if you don't have one YDI because you are living in the stone age

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