By Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

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Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
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ILoveEggnog 7

I think it's because she doesn't suck in bed.

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hwilly 0

Damn, next time your on top ha

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MinnesotaMakesMe 0

Use a new strategy besides getting him wasted next time lol

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calmyourfatself 1

kindly punch him in his face get up and leave is obviously the proper respond to him passing out

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MadiStorey 0

Sounds exactly like the scene from "The Way We Were".

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world_is_a_fail 6

next time just tie him to a wall or something so he'd still have to stand and then rape him

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pauldestiny 4

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA shahahab has ababhanhahaha

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exoticDeath 20

"Pussy put his ass to sleep now he calling me NyQuil"

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