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FYL op. Saddest thing I have read on FML. Sorry.
Hey seeing if my account works ignore this comment
So I guess when you blew out your candles you wished for a new job?
Happy Birthday!
So, I think we're all a little curious...what did you do that made you deserve to be fired?
Wow... dosen't matter what he did... getting fired over the phone, his boss has no balls and can't even confront people... then he signs happy birthday..
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Not exactly what one would consider a great birthday present. You could always ask him to buy the drinks you're going to drown your sorrows in, as a proper gift.
What, a "Get a job" button?