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By fhe - 16/04/2012 15:52 - Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, to save money, I wanted to fix my own leaky roof instead of hiring someone. When I got on the roof, the ladder fell. As it was falling, it broke three windows and snagged the siding of my house ripping over half of it off. FML

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By just hangin - 17/01/2017 12:00

Today, as I was pulling wire for an addition to my boss's house, I was on a ladder drilling a hole when my coworker kicked the ladder out from under me and left me hanging from a rafter twenty feet in the air. To make matters worse, I had to pee. I'm now in my car with dead arms and wet pants. FML

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By fonsui - 02/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML

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By magicman - 04/07/2012 09:04 - United States

Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML

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By GreenMonstR - 25/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML

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By FangirlMess6 - 24/03/2017 07:00 - United States

Today, I saw a man stuck in his car door by his jacket. I ran over to help him, and his wife hit me with her purse. FML

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By Masey - 17/09/2009 12:46 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML

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By sydsophnova - 02/07/2009 03:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2016 19:09 - United States - Lady Lake

Today, my husband was being obnoxious, so I jokingly sprayed him with the dish hose. The floor got wet, and he slipped and busted his knees. Our daughter rushed over to him to see if he was OK, then slipped and busted her head on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 22:00 - United States - Portland

Today, in order to save money, instead of going to the car wash, I decided to wash my car at home. While sponging the roof, I slipped on the soapy driveway and ended up sliding under the car, getting soaked and covered in suds. My neighbor saw the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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ProfessionalTrol_fml 14

Monday 16 April 2012 18:57

Was the ladder okay?

jerseyboy732 16

Monday 16 April 2012 18:59

I'll be the first to ask.. are you ok OP?

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LeapOfFaith 8

Monday 16 April 2012 19:01

Did you fix the leak?

zingline89 18

Monday 16 April 2012 19:01

I would ladder know that if she doesn't learn to start showing some empathy, she'll be shingle very soon.

KeyboardWarrior 10

Monday 16 April 2012 22:01

10 for the attempt!

MrBrightside21 20

Monday 16 April 2012 23:54

I gave a thumbs up because he said 'single' like Sean Connery.

Rocky007 15

Monday 16 April 2012 19:03

If you had the video camera running it would have been worth it to win on one of those home video shows. If you didn't, then yeah FYL.

noobpwn12321 6

Monday 16 April 2012 19:04

Ohhh, damn car always getting in our way

rubberduckie94 13

Monday 16 April 2012 19:05

Ah, married life. It is funny like that sometimes.

OhDearBetrayal 25

Monday 16 April 2012 22:57

Oh kermit, you are the marriage guru. What being in a relationship with Ms Piggy and all you sly dog;)

Roastzebra 1

Monday 16 April 2012 19:15

That's why we have Mexicans; for you bitches out-there I'm JK.

titzenpitzer 9

Monday 16 April 2012 19:17

gravity much?

_kats_ 5

Monday 16 April 2012 19:18

I guess the car was more important to her than you... Hope you're ok.

immaMonsta 8

Monday 16 April 2012 19:28

Oh that poor car...

MigraineurOfLife 15

Monday 16 April 2012 19:31

Wife comes running out the door... "wheres all the noise coming fr... O_O (starts yelling) What the hell happened to my car?!?!?!!!!"

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