Intimacy: Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking...

By roberto - 12/11/2010 23:48 - Brazil

Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML

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def10nes 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 3:34

Your life doesn't suck. You have someone that wants to watch a fun, charming movie with you. Appreciate your lady ... you have one. The meaning of life isn't sex.

LiishaNiinahx 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 3:27

disney movies are amazing ;D <3

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neuroticallyours 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 15:16

That does suck! I would say Disney movie trumps sex but not THAT Disney movie. I still hold the theory that Obama had that movie commissioned because there is no way Disney could make such crap! Dang hoodlum princess....

CheshireKattt 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 15:28

y would the president force disney make a that movie thats just a retarded excuse to hate

CheshireKattt 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 15:25

make your own version of princess and the frog after the movie

glitchedgamer 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 16:48

Wow, and what a shitty movie too. Now, if it was Finding Nemo, it'd be different. Finding Nemo ******* rocks.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Saturday 13 November 2010 17:07

I actually quite liked both The Princess and the Frog and Finding Nemo. The Princess and the Frog is more of a "girl" movie, though, because of the singing.