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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 02:37 - Canada

Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML

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By mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 03:52 - United States

Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML

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By ScaryBears - 09/10/2012 01:51 - United States - Trumbull

Today, I went out and made build-a-bears that looked like my daughter and her new boyfriend. It turns out she had been insisting that I didn't for a good reason; upon sight of his, her boyfriend screamed and fled the house. Turns out he was nearly mauled to death by a bear. FML

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By Anna - 06/01/2012 11:25 - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

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By lizard - 24/01/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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By Username - 23/12/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

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By SaggyBoy135 - 12/07/2011 12:19 - United States

Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 13:12 - Belgium

Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML

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Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:05

That must have been hard to bare.

Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:04

Cruel and very unusual punishment...

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Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:11

One of Pedobear's habitats.

ninamc2 3

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:12

Nice one.

satomi_ishida 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:12

Lol maybe pretend to have to go to the bathroom and pretend to get lost for a little while? xD

Stinkis 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:13

Your dad is awesome!

ashleeyka 13

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:15

Something my dad would do lol

ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:15

what a grizzly situation.

ujonesy 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 16:45

I get it!!

IsBitchBetter 1

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:16

So was it un-BEAR-able?!?!

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:17

Too late.

jinxthejinx 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:36

IsBitch used the proper form of 'bear' in their comment.

Elizabeth123654 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:19

whut..?

ihateIRAQ 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:20

wish i had a bearsuit....

AthinaMarie 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:33

Same!

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:36

23 you made milk come out of my nose! WIN!

TaylorSaysMoo 4

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:25

OP your dad is cool. :)

deputy_g 5

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:53

lol his dad is cool!!

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:25

Masturbating bearsuit or no dice.

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