By Megan - 17/06/2012 19:38 - United Kingdom - Neath

Today, I was forced to listen and politely nod with a smile on my face, as my boss droned on and on, explaining that everything in the universe is slowly getting bigger, aside from him, because he's never felt so short before. FML
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astoryofroses 9

Sympathize with him! maybe he'll give you a raise for that?

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platypus546 24

Just, remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving..... Always look on the bright side of life!

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The_Tool1 13

Even midgets need love too.

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A7X_LoVeee 10

I've heard that they don't like to be called midgets.

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borkchop1992 15

You should have said some joke about the size of his penis that i cant come up with

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skullofdarkness 18

Why not? You running short on them?

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borkchop1992 15

I see what you did there

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cathyfang1533 12

I may be short, but it isn't my legs holding me up ;)

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Gondile 4

... Do you pogostick with your dick?

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emeraldisle 30

That's usually what happens when I listen to my boss talk as well.

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shawnaishere 14

Maybe you would get closer to him if you played your cards right by saying " I feel the same way!"

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MarisaCB 16

Time for a fake emergency phone call.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Men of his stature are in...'short' supply! ;)

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drawfromthewell 6

Look at it this way: You've got a job! No biggie if you have to sit through the odd conversation here and there. :)

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