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By YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THE CUSTOMER - 20/07/2013 17:47 - United States - Sherwood

Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML

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By Sara - 03/10/2012 03:33 - United States - Manassas

Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 17/11/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, while working as security for a football game, I told a woman she wasn't allowed to bring her Snickers bar into the stadium because no outside food was allowed in. She threw it at my face, then tried to spit on me. I hate people. FML

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By NaCl - 24/05/2014 21:20 - United States - Duluth

Today, my mother-in-law came over for dinner. She decided to salt the food I was preparing without even tasting it first, then complained at dinner that I'd used too much salt. She then lectured me on the proper seasoning of food for the rest of the evening. FML

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By xoxo_retailslave420_xoxo - 21/05/2016 12:57 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML

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By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

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By pizza girl - 30/08/2013 04:33 - United States - Nettleton

Today, a lady cussed me out for not bringing her salad and pizza to her table. She then wanted her money back. I work at a buffet; a self-serve buffet. FML

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Monolith

By PickleJuice - 23/07/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML

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By Me - 31/05/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

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By jb100 - 24/07/2015 20:08 - United States - Perryville

Today, as I was working at a bakery, a woman stormed in, cut in front of the line, and began yelling at me. She claimed I didn't give her a sandwich earlier and demanded a refund. She got the refund out of my paycheck, and as she was leaving she muttered, "Ha, works every time." FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 00:20 - Australia - Spearwood

Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML

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aliyourpally 12

Sunday 21 July 2013 2:06

She got what she asked for, but you didn't OP.

thatkid00117 16

Sunday 21 July 2013 2:06

Throw some salt at her

Comments

aliyourpally 12

Sunday 21 July 2013 2:06

She got what she asked for, but you didn't OP.

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Sunday 21 July 2013 2:26

I think this is because of some unidentified neurotoxic pollutant in the atmosphere causing people to do stupid shit like this

HKCgrimmjow 15

Sunday 21 July 2013 5:16

I would think your on to something... But unfortunately I can't blame humanities stupidity on neurotoxins or disease or anything of the sort, sum uf us jus ain't smrt enuff

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Sunday 21 July 2013 6:10

I wonder if you could file for simple assault here...

Pinkgal123 24

Sunday 21 July 2013 6:28

Why are you always first?

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Sunday 21 July 2013 12:41

because I'm just that awesome

salazara 10

Sunday 21 July 2013 2:06

Are you sure you heard her order correctly'

MWidderAUDI 14

Sunday 21 July 2013 2:17

people just like to do that shit all the time. they will be in the wrong but strongly believe in the "customer is always right" bullshit.

Bano360 25

Sunday 21 July 2013 3:13

Whoever came up with "the customer is always right", must have never worked a day in retail. Thank God we don't have that in Ireland.

YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16

Sunday 21 July 2013 3:16

WHO DOESN'T LIKE SALT

Funkymunky1511 4

Sunday 21 July 2013 4:13

Yeah! But wherever service food, there are plenty of complaint.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 21 July 2013 2:06

WTF is wrong with people today?

Stephy94 9

Sunday 21 July 2013 3:12

@3, The wrong people are breeding. That's what's wrong with people today.

Stephy94 9

Sunday 21 July 2013 3:20

However, I should also point out that people unqualified to be parents have always existed. The wrong people breeding is what has always been wrong with the world.

websphere69 27

Sunday 21 July 2013 5:55

Some people just have no clue!

thatkid00117 16

Sunday 21 July 2013 2:06

Throw some salt at her

patrickalamo 47

Sunday 21 July 2013 2:08

In her eyes

lickastick 27

Sunday 21 July 2013 2:46

"HERE'S YOUR ****** SALT BITCH" *chucks salt shaker at said bitch*

23Z9TZO 18

Sunday 21 July 2013 5:36

And get fired.. Great advice, champ

AestheticGuy 21

Sunday 21 July 2013 6:43

Just shove her. Don't tolerate shit from people. You can't be reprimanded for defending yourself.

britts95 11

Sunday 21 July 2013 7:07

@54 I wish that was true!!

AestheticGuy 21

Sunday 21 July 2013 7:24

@58 Ahhh America, the land where a redneck wannabecop can racially profile a kid and follow him down then shoot him when the kid tries to fend him off, but a woman can't fight back after having food and china plate thrown at her face. If I were you guys I would escape to Canada. Good thing I'm Aussie though :D