By anonymouse - 09/03/2011 19:37 - Reserved

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Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML
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KMilliron 2

I air guitar all the time. But as I also play real guitar I know how to air rock out accurately and in a non masturbatory fashion. Also helps to air rock in groups. That's how I roll.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Try air slap bass. It looks like you're trying to rip your **** off.

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ryanebk 7

well I play bass like flea.... so Uh I'm screwed

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TwatRot69 0

Oh dont worry happens to me all the time.

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SugarCrazy 14

It's kinda hard to look like you're masturbating while playing air guitar... Unless you were strumming way too close to your crotch, or had a jacket or something hiding your hands.

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TwatRot69 0

Obviously that's what happened. Dumb ass.

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RyanX92 0

this seems to be a reoccuring piaster in one way or another

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lizzlegirl 9

there's already an fml exactly likee this..

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lidemocr 0

oh god you are one of those people...an attention *****

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TheJester12 15

fapp,fapp,fapp...... afap fap fap fap afap, fap,fap,fap..... afap fap fap fap afap. surely I can't be the only person here who spanks the monkey to the tune of another one bites the dust?!

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MetalUpMyBum 0

^^lol hahaha!!! That song's good though :D

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BabyBlaze 0

That was probably the funniest comment I have ever read.

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fmlbiach 0

Damn, spank your monkey hard..beat your meat..jerk off..choke the chicken..why are there so many references for masturbating?

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TempestRain 0

As well as...jerkin da gerkin, wanking, manual unload, lube snoobin, yanking the chain, the three shake, numb handing it, knocking the trock, I guess what you call it depends on where your from.

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cptmorgan15 2

hahaha o man. Funniest part is how he used fapp for the beat. But seriously, I think every man should rub one out to that song at least once before they die, or can't get it up.

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gotbiscuits 0

Doesnt matter if your were air strumming or masturbating. You look equally stupid doing that in public.

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Zebidee 8

YDI for masturbating on a train and not being able to think up a plausible excuse.

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ov614 0

I doubt that people were looking at you funny because it appeared you were masturbating. They were looking at you funny because you are a retard playing air guitar on a train.

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