Intimacy: Today, I was getting frisky with my girlfriend. It was going... - FML

By Emerics - 31/05/2014 07:00 - Norway - Stavanger

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Today, I was getting frisky with my girlfriend. It was going well until we had to put our clothes back on quickly because someone was coming upstairs. It was my sister, who opened the door and said, “It smells like salami in here! Can I have some?” FML

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Vintage_Cola 29

Monday 10 October 2016 12:22

Your room probably shouldn't be smelling like that during sex...shower perhaps?

Lalala579121 27

Monday 10 October 2016 13:06

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species4872 19

Monday 10 October 2016 18:43

Sounds fishy

creditless 14

Monday 10 October 2016 18:51

ahh salami... the smell of love

alyssalol 2

Monday 10 October 2016 18:57

Get a lock they do wonders

wallac7 31

Monday 10 October 2016 20:16

Lol 2014

davek 36

Monday 10 October 2016 23:36

You obviously weren't hiding the salami well enough.

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Tuesday 11 October 2016 0:22

This could only be the result of butt sex.

ElusiveMee 6

Tuesday 11 October 2016 5:53

I genoanly don't know what happened but there are worse things that aroma could smell like.

CaptainSmith28 19

Tuesday 11 October 2016 8:19

Genuinely?

ElusiveMee 6

Tuesday 11 October 2016 13:09

Genoa. It's a type of salami.

wmayrhofer 18

Tuesday 11 October 2016 6:18

Relax, it could have been fish

Tannasgh 22

Tuesday 11 October 2016 6:59

That'll turtle it right up...

danm19 15

Tuesday 11 October 2016 9:03

I am pretty sure the salami smell during sex isn't natural.

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