By Emerics - 31/05/2014 07:00 - Norway - Stavanger

Spicy
Today, I was getting frisky with my girlfriend. It was going well until we had to put our clothes back on quickly because someone was coming upstairs. It was my sister, who opened the door and said, “It smells like salami in here! Can I have some?” FML
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Vintage_Cola 29

Your room probably shouldn't be smelling like that during sex...shower perhaps?

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kristinjeaneen 21

Or you could just not be "frisky" when any of the relatives you live with are home.

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sohigh10 34

Or they could discretely do whatever they want in their room because not all of us are Victorian prudes.

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bandeek 30

my boyfriends little brother lives with us. if we listened to you, we'd never have sex.

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Zebediabolical 39

Yeah, I think the FML here is that you have a sister that doesn't understand that knocking and waiting is a thing for people's private spaces. Unless you share a room with her.

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_kristaaxo 24

i feel kinda nauseous after reading this...

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nonsensical 26

Could she smell the salami from downstairs?

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RichardPencil 30

This game of "hide the salami" has gone horribly badly.

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ThrottleJockey 35

I disagree, it sounds like he hid the salami quite well, repeatedly.

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Zanquis 22

OP is a she according to our info, probably get downvoted again for pointing out these things..

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Zanquis 22

This would have been even worse if OP was a male and have his sister come in asking for his "Salami". Now the only questions are, where did the smell come from or was the smell of salami what got all the girls excited in the first place? Cause then I need to buy some.

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IamComrade 16

Op is indeed a female, try paying attention

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Zanquis 22

Sjeez why so much downvotes? Do I just assume they all are just bad in reading that OP is female??

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ab290 10

Thats why you should never have sex with ur sandwich

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RichardPencil 30

After sex, it's not a sandwich, it's a sammich.

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Cr4zyIIIIIGam3r 6

I think someone needs a shower if someone can smell salami during sex. Lol!

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Attacksloth 33

This makes me feel extremely uncomfortable.

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mcruff 12

Safe to say she didn't get any salami right?

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