Intimacy: Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when my upstairs...

By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 06:19 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when my upstairs neighbor decided to take the longest piss known to man. He moaned the entire time. FML

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By edwinduarte1 - 13/09/2010 06:49 - France

Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML

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By investing in earplugs - 23/02/2022 05:59

Today, sick of the unfiltered noise we hear from our neighbours in our upstairs apartment, as we're above their fence line, we signed the lease on an apartment downstairs. While I was downstairs, my partner clomped upstairs, opened the bathroom door, and took a piss. I heard EVERYTHING. FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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By maniac11 - 11/10/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2021 06:30 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I was having sexy time with my girlfriend when she said she needed to pee. She came back 5 minutes later and started talking about how she hasn't seen her best friend in ages and misses her. Needless to say, I couldn't get the man downstairs back up when we continued. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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BountyBass 13

Saturday 16 March 2013 11:44

Moan louder

iLike2Teabag 27

Saturday 16 March 2013 11:49

Hey, sometimes relieving yourself can feel better than sex.

Comments

trellz17 19

Saturday 16 March 2013 12:07

Use his moans for stimulation.

Nikkitaria 9

Saturday 16 March 2013 12:09

Come moan OP. If you can hear him piss, he can hear you do a lot more.

sjdbeinska 4

Saturday 16 March 2013 12:27

if the walls are thin enough for you to hear him pissing then you probs shouldnt be getting too intimate at your place

lysx84 24

Saturday 16 March 2013 12:34

Then where? Thin walls would not stop me doing what I like in my own home.

Pleonasm 35

Saturday 16 March 2013 12:41

Then he can moan and piss too. But this seems to put OP ill at ease, so we are saying: consider others, baceause he has to listen to OP too.

TheNewGuy03 28

Saturday 16 March 2013 13:28

Oh, kids, no need to piss and moan about it. By the way, if you are living in a place, you pretty much have the right to do what the **** you wanna do -- within reason, of course. If I went to my neighbor and told him/her to stop getting intimate with whomever they are getting intimate, I can almost guarantee that I will receive a big fat "**** you."

darkfire4eva 15

Saturday 16 March 2013 12:45

well thats funny. Payback can be a b!tch. Just wait till he's least expecting it

ender6137 5

Saturday 16 March 2013 12:52

Just laugh it off. Have a good time together. Don't worry about everything being perfect.

amifaiyaz 12

Saturday 16 March 2013 12:54

two can play at that game.

iAmKirsty 8

Saturday 16 March 2013 12:59

maybe he wanted to take part in a moaning competition..

SoIsYourFace 4

Saturday 16 March 2013 13:01

I don't know where you live but usually you shouldn't be able to to hear someone piss even of they are in the next room never mind upstairs.

TheNewGuy03 28

Saturday 16 March 2013 13:24

This reminds me of a Ghostface Killah line from "Alex": "Took a piss/ the shit felt like a nut" True story -- when you gotta piss *that* bad, it feels reeeeeal good when you're relieved.