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By MichiganExile - 31/01/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

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By Lovers lost... - 24/03/2018 19:00

Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML

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By TheyHaveMyAddress - 06/03/2014 05:52 - United States - Jackson

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a restaurant so I could apply for a job, and we decided to eat there. After we finished, I went to start the car. When we got home, I asked him how much the bill came to. Apparently he didn't pay. I had already given them my completed application. FML

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By ug - 08/07/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML

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By Mel - 23/05/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I thought I'd finally make a step towards getting over my ex-fiancé by flirting with a cute waiter. I left him a note on the bill. He comes back, says "which one of you is [name]?" and leans down close to me to say, "Thanks for your note, but your card was declined." FML

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By anonymous - 01/12/2010 08:30 - United States

Today, my cute coworker begged me to cover his shift tomorrow, and told me that he wanted to take me to dinner to make up for it. I was very excited because I've been crushing on him for a long time. I later overheard him tell his friend that he didn't plan on showing up for our dinner. FML

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By awkward - 26/09/2016 21:31 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2023 06:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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By BrokeAsAJoke - 29/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 13:46 - United States

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML

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TryToBeKind 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 5:47

I'm sorry but that's funny. You can still convince her you're not gay, though, and just tell her he was kidding around. At least it'll be a conversation starter.

thehazeman 0

Monday 9 February 2009 2:13

at least you got some free food

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thehazeman 0

Monday 9 February 2009 2:13

at least you got some free food

MeanBeagle 22

Friday 7 November 2014 19:22

he paid for that one.

MeanBeagle 22

Friday 7 November 2014 19:23

i would have immediately ordered dessert

MeanBeagle 22

Friday 7 November 2014 19:24

she will feel 100% comfortable changing in front of you now.

MeanBeagle 22

Friday 7 November 2014 19:25

Omfg how do you get the take it to heart badge!

MeanBeagle 22

Friday 7 November 2014 19:26

there should be a hide and seek game where someone hits random. leaves a comment and everyone tries to find it. first one that does wins a million dollars.

lemonkid44 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 4:57

haha just say "ok jokester" or some shit. just play it off. its not that bad at all

danielr1219 0

Monday 1 November 2010 19:07

today while working a shift at my resteraunt, this guy i really like came in, but it turns out hes gay. FML

DigitalFusion 4

Wednesday 24 August 2011 3:33

Nobody under 50 says jokester. If op is over 50 and still trying to pick up waitresses fhl.

TryToBeKind 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 5:47

I'm sorry but that's funny. You can still convince her you're not gay, though, and just tell her he was kidding around. At least it'll be a conversation starter.