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By dripping sink - 30/12/2009 16:34 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to go out when I noticed that after several months of annoyance, the faucet stopped dripping. I started to dance around my bathroom when all of a sudden I slipped and hit my head on the sink. The faucet is dripping again. FML

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By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2020 13:01 - Australia - Liverpool

Today, I had to squat to retrieve something from the bottom of the cabinet in the bathroom. This caused me to fart and startle myself enough that I jumped and banged my forehead on the sink. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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By bobuhbeartoe - 24/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML

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By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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capthavoc123 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:31

Now you can do what you should have done months ago and call a plumber.

micery 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:08

If that were to happen to me, i would feel like the faucet was laughing at me and planned the whole thing. lol

Comments

ipwnallmen 10

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:54

damn, you a cracker??? lolololololol while u was unconscious, the water ass raped u and sucked ur itty bitty dickie and smacked ya ass and the faucet get you another use for metal....

myfriend_youfail 3

Wednesday 30 December 2009 21:20

That was made of so much fail I think my future grandchildren just cringed.

ipwnallmen 10

Wednesday 30 December 2009 21:28

its not meant to suceed or fail just to exist, my bosom.

tooclassy 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 21:02

LOL well you're cute. aww.

jif_fml 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 21:09

"several months of annoyance"? YDI for not taking shit into your own hands.

ggallegos13 2

Wednesday 30 December 2009 21:09

Ouch.. I am sorry for you. Try to be more careful, and yea try to contact a plumber to fix that leaky faucet. You didn't deserve this at all one bit though. Things happen.

drewbell 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 21:11

ouch, I'm so sorry! But atleast you didn't end up like that chick in the movie "Tamara". She hits her head on the nightstand and dies on impact..... Happy Holidays! lol

Tamara2011 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 21:16

haha fail :) fyl but hey i would watch out it's out to get you!

razorp 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 21:42

try hitting your head on it again, it just might fix it

ily1210 10

Wednesday 30 December 2009 22:50

;LMFAOOOOOO

spellfire 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 21:43

It's the faucet of doom, it wants to kill you. Watch your back. If you invite someone to fix it, beware - the repairman might turn out to be a serial murderer. If you decide to fix it yourself, be careful - you might "accidentally" damage yourself with the tools in the process. Of course, if you leave it in peace, it will slowly drive you insane with its dripping...Perpahs move out before it's too late and leave the faucet with the next victim? Honestly I think the faucet was just warming up...Fight to the last! They might make a thriller out of it, later...or a horror movie.