Miscellaneous: Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded...

By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 01:20 - United States

Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML

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By chattyloz - 07/02/2013 12:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML

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By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 07:56 - United States

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

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By nooo - 05/02/2015 00:00 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML

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By feelinnauseous - 24/06/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML

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By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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By beriles - 15/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to the guy I am trying to get close to while we were at the bar. Music was playing, so I thought that while his attention was diverted I would sneak out a yawn. Just as I did so, the music went silent and I let out a tremendous burp. FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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cmath_fml 19

Monday 4 February 2013 9:23

Perhaps they were trying to make a point about your underwear showing in public?

Cumbe 3

Monday 4 February 2013 9:27

Pull up your pants next time...

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maz95 17

Monday 4 February 2013 10:34

Maybe the strange was being friendly..a little too friendly.

thrifting 18

Monday 4 February 2013 11:09

How's your asscrack handling?

lolmandi 9

Monday 4 February 2013 13:11

Really hope you weren't wearing a thong, OP.

FelicityWishes 32

Monday 4 February 2013 13:41

What do you expect from a crowded bar?

perdix 29

Monday 4 February 2013 14:08

The good news is that person is no longer a complete stranger. I wouldn't call it friendship, but you've established a wedger-wedgee relationship.

alfakennybody 10

Monday 4 February 2013 14:46

Haha that sucks

soja_fml 18

Monday 4 February 2013 18:43

I thought op might have liked it.... I mean if they hadn't they wouldn't have put it on **** MY LIFE!!

Satoaoi 13

Monday 4 February 2013 15:38

I hope it wasn't from that guy that's been on the news lately for doing just that and more .

BlackPhenom 9

Monday 4 February 2013 16:03

Next time you see him give one to him back.

Zemora 4

Monday 4 February 2013 16:09

you should have punched him

jhh0991 5

Monday 4 February 2013 16:40

Stop sagging your britches!

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