Intimacy: Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to...

By scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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By Username - 24/02/2010 15:06

Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

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Ouch

By Anonymous - 14/12/2011 23:12 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML

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By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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By anonymous - 04/11/2014 12:03 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

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Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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By Porkchop05 - 06/09/2009 05:44 - Canada

Today, trying to be sexy I was sucking on my boyfriends fingers. I was really starting to turn him on, when I noticed something crunchy in my mouth. Turns out, he went digging for treasure up his nose earlier. I found the treasure in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

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CitizenSnipz 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:48

Both of you were eating a delicious snack filled with cream. He was just seeing how it was for you!

doctorr_fml 9

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:44

that blows

Comments

xvxblackdahlia 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:31

hhehe. that reminds me of last month.... so much fun :p. hilarious

dbjoe3 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:26

hey you and your bf have something in common, you both like cream in your mouth.

sexychick129 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 2:08

soreeee butt i woulda took that twinkie, bit it in half and been lyke "dis iz wat ima do tha nextt tyme u askk 4 some pleasure,"

Calculate900 4

Tuesday 16 March 2010 4:12

That was the funniest thing I've read all night. I'd expect this to appear in a commercial or something.

min_candy 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 5:17

AHAH definitely. you should be the ingenious future commercial creator

Hello_Zombie 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 17:38

maybe he's gay?

SemperFichus 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 5:34

I'm pretty sure there was an FML comment that said something like "when you're g/f decides to give you a ******* it's not a good idea to be eating a twinkie when she tries to look up at you sexily"