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By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 21:56 - United States

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 00:33 - United States - Newton Center

Today, my daughter had a vocabulary assignment. She had to find five new words in books and movies. She was watching Shrek, so her first word was "thong". FML

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By kal - 28/02/2012 21:03 - United States

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 19:05 - United States - Brandon

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2024 07:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I watched a movie my old teacher recommended me. She was one of my favourite teachers. I saw the title, opened it, and found out that the premise is racist towards my ethnic group. She marked me harshly. FML

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By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

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By Brastro - 07/04/2009 11:46 - Ireland

Today, we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML

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By biggmouth - 26/03/2009 22:44 - United States

Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML

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By riiiighhhttttt - 05/08/2013 05:38 - United States - Laurel

Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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spazztcat16 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:18

neither will I.... oh god

IsaacYorkHawk 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:29

Wow. If she is a woman, I feel sorry for her husband. Must be a disaster down there.

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tnae2 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:17

haha

nam3 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:21

i dont get i would compare it to the cat in the boots

guitardedman 0

Friday 15 January 2010 13:15

i'd rather enjoy pussy than some shitty kids movie...

cms_family 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 2:48

that. I never wnated to picture...ew

alex112094 5

Saturday 6 March 2010 3:57

you? youre a pussy?

thatonek1d 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 23:39

sounds like something my bio teacher would do. she actually showed us how to put on a condom. and she said if we had any questions needed help or needed or wanted condoms to talk to her. fmbc. f my bio class

storm777 0

Monday 7 June 2010 21:47

I kno exactly how she compare them. shrek ears look like where the ovaries are

gntfmlingnow 12

Saturday 13 August 2011 5:25

117 she offered you guys condoms and you're complaining?

rock4climber 9

Thursday 6 June 2013 6:49

oh god now, thanks to you, i won't be able to watch it either lol

Daaniellee1234 8

Friday 15 January 2010 2:18

ahaha oh god.

ashleyl87 0

Friday 15 January 2010 8:25

Olio

spazztcat16 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:18

neither will I.... oh god

CyclonePsycho 1

Friday 15 January 2010 2:19

Wut? How does that work? xD

f_alltheirlives 3

Friday 15 January 2010 2:54

PUSSY TROLL

AGGoddess 2

Friday 15 January 2010 2:23

It's just one movie. I don't see how your life is ****** because of that.

allco 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 0:41

I think you take this too seriously

number1dukie 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 4:06

If I had to pick a movie to never see again, shrek woul be in the top ten. LMFAO about ur teacher. he reminds me of my health teacher

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Wednesday 17 June 2015 10:07

It's four movies, actually

tbaaaby 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:24

I don't see how this is a fml. ha but it's funnny

gmc_blossom 21

Thursday 30 December 2010 2:16

Maybe Shrek was one of the OPs favorite movies and the teacher ruined it for them.

actress5698 1

Friday 15 January 2010 2:28

u-huh

lucifer69_fml 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:28

mmm ovaries

MeatSucks777 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 11:02

what is wrong with you?!

chaos753159 4

Friday 15 January 2010 2:28

ö that is scary

IsaacYorkHawk 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:29

Wow. If she is a woman, I feel sorry for her husband. Must be a disaster down there.

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