Miscellaneous: Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's...

By PmS - 08/03/2009 07:16 - United States

Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's house for dinner. When I walked in, everyone yelled, "Surprise!" and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me, she said, "Wrong person guys, turn off the lights." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML

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By Anon - 28/11/2023 14:00 - Canada

Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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By STUPID BIRTHDAY - 05/03/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML

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By Blade83 - 09/08/2024 12:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. The problem? My birthday is tomorrow. I spent the entire evening pretending I was surprised and happy, all while knowing they got the date wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 17:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I was heading back to my apartment and I heard noises behind the front door. Assuming it was the surprise party I'd hinted at, I flicked on the lights… as two heavy guys pushed past me. I was robbed. FML

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By Sorry Phil - 07/08/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, I was throwing a surprise birthday party for my friend. As we all hid in the dark waiting for him to arrive, I unexpectedly sneezed so loudly that I scared everyone, and they jumped out before he had even finished unlocking the front door. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 15:47 - United States - Peachtree City

Today, we had a surprise party for my boss. Someone turned out all the lights. I was so scared of the dark, the first thing my boss saw when he walked in was all my co-workers watching me scream, "TURN IT ON!" FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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Paynegwynn 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 16:24

Hopefully he was just joking.

messeduplife 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 17:22

I hope that was a joke, and even if it was it was a bad joke. Surprise!!!! Happy Birthday!

Comments

sunshyne84_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 20:55

so whose birthday was it? lol

jaddy1294 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 21:19

lmao thats hilarious!

dammn 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 21:47

HAHAHAHAHA , sucks :P

400382 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 22:19

LOL unless you have another friend with the same birthday as you... it's probably a joke. :) chill, laugh along. lol

PudgeyMellow 0

Monday 9 March 2009 0:20

Aw. that sucks! That happened to a few people i know this week.

mariahrawks 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 3:43

a few people in the same week?..

If_Only_S 0

Monday 9 March 2009 1:24

LOLL, Go shorty, it's ya B day ;)

AliSama 17

Monday 9 March 2009 3:44

Happy birthday!

notlaughingwitu 0

Monday 9 March 2009 7:34

You sound like the person in the group that everyone hates so they try to get you to leave by playing "jokes" on you but you never get the picture that they don't like you.