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By Jill - 15/06/2013 04:19 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML
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stupidpplsuck 33

That's probably because you go through your daughters phone. No sympathy from me Voldy.

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neeni88 23

Could it simply be because you lack a nose and not due to your "evil" ways as a Mom? If it's any consolation, if your kids hate you, you must be doing something right!

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DaLiquer 20

All these people saying kids need privacy are most likely underage themselves and have no clue as to what it actually takes to raise children much less prevent them from teenage pregnancy or drug abuse, or worse!

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Shade1982 20

Ehm, no. Disrespecting your kids privacy is completely different from what you are saying. You should be perfectly capable of raising a kid without having to resort to stuff like this. If you have reached the point where you have to go through her phone, you have been doing something wrong the entire time...

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m_champion24 4

will if your husband is your (ex) and is remarried and your name in your daughters contacts is Voldemort....she must have a good reasoning for putting that name on you in her phone... just my thoughts on the whole thing!

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LaDresdenMonkey 11

You deserve it for being a snoop! But hey at least she's creative and spot on (:

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LaDresdenMonkey 11

You deserve it for being a snoop! But hey at least she's creative and spot on (:

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roro_superloser 13

Haha u have a creative kid there! Like the way he thinks

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rokolodo 10

If you did not expect to find your (mom)name under Valdermoort (whatever) then obviously you don't know your daughter or what she's upto!

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Beva_fml 15

Well, why did you look through her contacts to begin with?

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