Animals: Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window....

By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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By HURRY UP - 24/05/2023 17:02 - United States

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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jojimugo 20

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:05

Run... Forget your girlfriend she has already been compromised

ksktwin84 14

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:06

Did you run out and leave her in there in order to post on FML? Go rescue her!

Comments

VeganVampyre 26

Thursday 27 June 2013 4:17

There is no silver lining to this for me. This is literally my worst nightmare, I have massively severe hornet phobia (spheksophobia for anyone curious) and I would be in a ball on the floor sobbing, hyperventilating and just basically having a massive panic attack. As for finding out whether you're allergic, I've been stung before so I already know.

IHATEFMYLIFE 26

Thursday 27 June 2013 4:20

Yes because lying there hyperventilating and sobbing is going to help you in that situation. WTF! I would run like holy hell out of there because I'm also terrified and allergic to wasps! Smh

screamingbutt 4

Thursday 27 June 2013 4:32

burn down the house

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 27 June 2013 5:06

Spray some raid around and the AC unit will clear it out..,it will kill them all eventually just the clean up is the problem...

deepunder 17

Thursday 27 June 2013 5:33

Another important difference! A bee can only stung you once, then it dies. Wasps can sting you multiple times and live to sting another day.

YeaSo3 14

Thursday 27 June 2013 6:25

smoke em out

Lomus 24

Thursday 27 June 2013 12:10

Sounds like your neighbour's cousin let off a firecracker.

VeganVampyre 26

Thursday 27 June 2013 14:20

63- are you aware of what a phobia is? You don't get to choose how you react when you're too terrified to even think. I never said it would be helpful, but it's what happens to me anyway. Stop acting like you're so goddamn superior, you can't tell me you react perfectly and rationally to every situation you come across. There's no need to be a bitch to me just because I have a phobia you don't have.

IHATEFMYLIFE 26

Thursday 27 June 2013 17:39

First of all I wasn't "acting" all superior or whatever the hell you said. I was giving my opinion just like everyone else on this site. Secondly, I wasn't being a bitch. You are actually being a bitch. Did I not say that I was also terrified and allergic or were you too busy being a bitch to me to notice. Anyways, grow up and stop acting all superior on FML. Geezus.