Animals: Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window....

By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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By HURRY UP - 24/05/2023 17:02 - United States

Today, I was waiting in the car for my roommate to come outside so we could get to work. He was taking his sweet ass time. And there was a large wasp flying around. And I have a fear of bees. And the window refused to roll up. I sat there, frozen in fear, until he finally came out. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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jojimugo 20

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:05

Run... Forget your girlfriend she has already been compromised

ksktwin84 14

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:06

Did you run out and leave her in there in order to post on FML? Go rescue her!

Comments

QQmore_fml 18

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:14

Well that's a stingy situation...

KiddoKS 19

Thursday 27 June 2013 2:07

Stingy- Adjective Unwilling to give or spend; ungenerous. -or- Insufficient in quantity; scanty. Couldn't resist!

QQmore_fml 18

Thursday 27 June 2013 2:36

Thanks Webster. :)

SomeRandomGuy15 18

Friday 28 June 2013 6:42

I always see you make "That's a X situation" comments...

lb0812 18

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:18

Time to burn down the house.

Neyuu 18

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:42

Noooo..

gators1995 30

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:50

That comment goes great with the profile pic xD

golden_warrior 23

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:19

Your house has been compromised. Some call Channing Tatum and Jamie Foxx

KiddoKS 19

Thursday 27 June 2013 2:11

One will do a stripper dance to distract them while the other will drown the bees in a-a-alcohol??? :)

mcaisse77 17

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:20

Hope they weren't trackerjacks...

UnluckyGenius 21

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:21

Not to be that guy.. But this is when you rescue your girlfriend set the whole house on fire and move across the country.

NeighSoulSister 6

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:27

Seems a bit extreme, don't you think?

MadMaddyson 10

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:59

whoa man. just put down the flamethrower and take a deep breath, no need to be extreme.

VeganVampyre 26

Thursday 27 June 2013 4:22

No. Nothing is too extreme when hornets are involved. *shudders*

UnluckyGenius 21

Thursday 27 June 2013 7:57

You weren't there for the war. Hornets vs man.. Stingers everywhere, buzzing- oh the buzzing..

Xotoolyxo 16

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:23

Be A man, save your girl and get them out of your house

Tblankk34 8

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:24

"Well honey, it's time to move!"

Futacy 29

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:27

Don't just sit on the computer and write about it so that thousands of people can laugh about it, get you and your girlfriend out of there! And run like hell!

FiFiLovee 26

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:33

Wasps: their mission in nature is to **** shit up. They do not pollinate, nor do they make honey. They are Not bees. When you see a wasp, do you know what you do? You stand the **** still, you chill the **** out and hope to god that it doesnt put you on its list of shit its going to **** up today. You stand the **** there until it finishes ******* shit up anf then you leave the house. It is now their territory... O_e