Miscellaneous: Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for...

By Fillifilo - 18/04/2012 04:38 - France

Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML

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laurenobrien 4

Wednesday 18 April 2012 11:46

It's okay we all have our moments

aisg 14

Wednesday 18 April 2012 12:00

Better than grabbing a mug of hot coffee. Still, that's gotta hurt

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the_true_batman 10

Saturday 2 June 2012 10:21

This illustrated FML would be better if it was a female in the picture. Isn't as good when they mess the gender up.

Killedforlove 8

Friday 2 November 2012 2:14

Oh man i have had a day like that, only for me i walked into a door. Feel your pain

ronski 41

Sunday 13 January 2013 7:17

Unlucky

whateverfor_ever 3

Saturday 1 June 2013 16:01

We all have those days when something like that happens hahaha

Roflfuckmylife47 5

Wednesday 4 December 2013 23:02

That badass moment... Failed.

Jason_Voorhees 7

Friday 2 September 2016 4:52

At least you didn't grab the table and knock it over with everything else on it.

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Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML

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Today, at my sister's engagement party, my cousins thought it would be funny to get my nanna drunk. They regretted it when she told them, and everyone else at the party about her sex life and how she fakes orgasms with my grandpa. FML

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Today, I spent nearly an hour thawing out my car and driving to work in this stupid freezing rain, only to find out that I'm now unemployed due to budget cuts. FML

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Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML

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Today, I tried to rent the new Aladdin with my '90s obsessed war vet roommate. Thirty seconds into the opening credits, he begins screaming that the movie is trash, and then rents out the original. He re-rented the new one and trashed it the whole time, ranting that Jasmin should be beheaded for speaking over a man. FML

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Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML

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Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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