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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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You deserved it 1 891

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Same thing different taste

By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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You deserved it 2 530

Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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You deserved it 6 149

By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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You deserved it 47 389

Weird simile but OK

By fuck you, bitchcake - 10/11/2013 18:26 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML

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You deserved it 3 788

By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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You deserved it 315 174

Maybe he's into that...

By pissypants - 25/11/2017 19:00

Today, at the movies on a date, I drank all my soda and waited too long. I couldn't take it anymore and quickly got up, knocking my dates popcorn on the floor, and ran to the bathroom. I didn’t make it and went home in shame. It’s better he thinks I stood him up. FML

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You deserved it 3 543

By power corrupts... - 07/08/2011 20:29 - Czech Republic

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

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You deserved it 12 056

Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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You deserved it 20 270

By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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You deserved it 2 845

Pissed

By Anonymous - 18/03/2025 20:00 - South Africa - Alberton

Today, I went to the movies with some friends. During the movie, I really needed to pee but didn’t want to disturb anyone. So, I waited and waited. Finally, I couldn’t hold it anymore and bolted to the bathroom… only to get locked out of the theater in the process. The staff had to escort me back in during the end credits. FML

I agree, your life sucks 307

You deserved it 100

lowkeybelieber 7

Wednesday 24 June 2015 23:46

Look on the bright side. He lost 10 dollars with that drink.

Cads1 24

Wednesday 24 June 2015 23:51

You are complaining about receiving a free drink?

Comments

nomrana 14

Thursday 25 June 2015 5:58

hope it's not Michael Jackson.

HolyFuckcicles 6

Thursday 25 June 2015 6:10

It was Jurassic World wasn't it... ******* Spielberg..

Calingaladha 21

Thursday 25 June 2015 17:33

Spielberg didn't even direct Jurassic World...and did you even see it?

vlalam 24

Thursday 25 June 2015 7:32

Sorry buddy

messymessiah 11

Thursday 25 June 2015 8:02

I'm sorry OP! I had a similar idea last week but 10 minutes in had a vertigo spell, spewed 6 times that day and slept for about 20 hours.

RainCl0ud 22

Thursday 25 June 2015 8:29

YDI for having the username "zaynmaliksvagina" lol

zarrganaut 17

Thursday 25 June 2015 9:53

People are the reason I hate going to the movies.

ambidextrousfool 7

Thursday 25 June 2015 10:11

Hope you're feeling better right now!

Xandrick 22

Thursday 25 June 2015 11:10

To the 785+ assholes out there: Please tell me how OP in any way deserved to have a drink poured onto her head. Seriously, I am VERY curious about this...