Miscellaneous: Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies...

By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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You deserved it 1 891

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Same thing different taste

By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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You deserved it 2 529

Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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You deserved it 6 147

By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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You deserved it 47 376

Weird simile but OK

By fuck you, bitchcake - 10/11/2013 18:26 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML

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You deserved it 3 784

By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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You deserved it 315 130

Maybe he's into that...

By pissypants - 25/11/2017 19:00

Today, at the movies on a date, I drank all my soda and waited too long. I couldn't take it anymore and quickly got up, knocking my dates popcorn on the floor, and ran to the bathroom. I didn’t make it and went home in shame. It’s better he thinks I stood him up. FML

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You deserved it 3 531

By power corrupts... - 07/08/2011 20:29 - Czech Republic

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

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You deserved it 12 050

Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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You deserved it 20 269

By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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You deserved it 2 841

Scary

By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 325

You deserved it 8 729

lowkeybelieber 7

Wednesday 24 June 2015 23:46

Look on the bright side. He lost 10 dollars with that drink.

Cads1 24

Wednesday 24 June 2015 23:51

You are complaining about receiving a free drink?

Comments

vikky538 28

Thursday 25 June 2015 0:14

Your username made laugh hard.

chaseafterwind82 29

Thursday 25 June 2015 0:27

Love your username!

venomousflower 24

Thursday 25 June 2015 0:29

What an asshole!

Unbearable_fml 21

Thursday 25 June 2015 0:31

I laughed so hard at "assmunch"

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 25 June 2015 0:50

Fifteen minutes? He didn't even give it a chance...

Shmatterhorn 38

Thursday 25 June 2015 5:31

Some movies are that bad. Most anything starring Shia LaBeouf would qualify.

mclovin22897 15

Thursday 25 June 2015 6:36

Shut your mouth! Shia LeBeouf is awesome. Holes is a badass movie.

Calingaladha 21

Thursday 25 June 2015 17:34

I did like Holes, and I liked Even Stevens, but I don't think he's done anything good since Holes.

Daelynn_17 19

Thursday 25 June 2015 19:14

#64 I politely disagree. The first two transformers were pretty awesome. I cannot confirm anything after that.

shawnsmuffins 15

Thursday 25 June 2015 0:54

Sounds like this guy was having a rough day as well, he didn't even give the movie a chance. Sorry about the soda OP

lovelockdown23 23

Thursday 25 June 2015 1:17

Lol he was still watching the previews 15 minutes in! I have to admit that's pretty annoying.

ber4fun 23

Thursday 25 June 2015 1:18

Was the movie Ant Man?

Brandi_Faith 33

Thursday 25 June 2015 6:07

Seriously, what was marvel thinking with that one. No matter how hard they try a superhero named "ant man" just can't be cool.

mr_sarcastic416 29

Thursday 25 June 2015 6:51

#23 & #43 exactly!! I can't see it being any good or take a "super hero" named "ant man" seriously. I'd say he's he Aquaman of the Marvel universe; But that'd be insulting Aquaman