Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he...

By Jenny - 31/03/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

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Moving

By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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By SecondBest,IGuess - 30/04/2013 17:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML

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Panic!

By some_girl_19 - 05/08/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumped up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remotes had dead batteries. FML

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By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him, "Friday." He jumped up and ran over to the TV yelling, "Oh my God! Shark week is almost over!!" I was cock-blocked by the Discovery Channel. FML

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Caught in the act

By MeAgainDr - 08/08/2023 04:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

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By 504-A1 - 11/05/2012 22:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

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Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:33

That's hilarious. TV shows: 1 You: 0

commonsense 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:43

The Dawn of Technology is the Fall of Man

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cprompt 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 13:24

Go, go, go, hurry!! There's still time!!

k_cool 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 13:29

awesome.

Ncc_Tardis 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 13:41

Hasn't he heard of Torrents?! n00b.

tipple 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 14:05

What a wanker your BF is. He interrupts real life so he can record actors pretending a fake life - interspersed with ads! The good news is instead of buying condoms, you just hand him the remote...

Wittlestalker 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 14:33

That's terrible and for all you guys saying that this isn't an FML it was probably a total mood-killer.

lifesabit 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 14:42

Your boyfriends knows where his priorities are at. You can have sex anytime but your fave show is only once a week......

quacko 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 14:54

He's probably cheating on you with someone hotter, well...with any luck anyway.

thisisnotmyname 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 14:56

#5: Not selfish. She was already having sex with him when he jumped off. That's rude of him, not selfish of her.

vt_mruhlin 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 15:10

Has he not heard of Hulu or the PirateBay?

Treehugger 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 15:32

Well..uh...maybe he was letting his mind wonder to last longer. I forgot who said it, but he said he used to think of baseball stats to last longer maybe he was just thinking of TV and stuff...and then it hit him....he didn't set the TVO! and he had to fix it right away! LMAO I find that hilarious