Intimacy: Moving

Moving

By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

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By fishruinsex - 08/12/2010 08:46

Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML

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Crazy nights

By Ugh... - 20/07/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML

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By comics over coatis - 04/04/2017 12:00

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me for starting to give him oral sex because I wasn't paying attention to the Marvel movie he was showing me. FML

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Pick your moments, dude!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

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By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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source_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 18:37

So hooking up means making out, or having sex? Just curious, I don't speak middle school anymore.

Corn_Is_Tasty 0

Monday 2 March 2009 7:10

Rule #1, never watch something to interesting while fooling around. Guys will always pay equal attention to both, or so we think.

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Bauer_fml 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 7:00

Well maybe he was "getting really into" the movie?

BCMystery 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 16:16

I discovered Mystery Science Theatre 3000 in 1989 while making out with my then girlfriend. It's not that I didn't like her and didn't enjoy making out, but I confess that the magic of MST3K was too alluring. I ended up paying a lot more attention to the TV than to her. Might help explain why she later dumped me.

ImSooNice 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 21:30

kate? #14 - 02/20/2009 at 5:43pm by bbfm Report abuse lol

source_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 18:37

So hooking up means making out, or having sex? Just curious, I don't speak middle school anymore.

Corn_Is_Tasty 0

Monday 2 March 2009 7:10

Rule #1, never watch something to interesting while fooling around. Guys will always pay equal attention to both, or so we think.

MikeRat 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 16:08

Hahaha I've done this to girls before.

lmao_rofl9 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:34

pahahha well that sucks. thankfully, i haven't had that problem.

Feel_It 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:55

I'd do that. It's a guy thing. Get used to it.

StephanieSays 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 20:46

It happens. I would know.

xaphon 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 1:46

Whats wrong with that he just wants to have sex and watch the movie so he does them at the same time. Just because he likes the movie doesnt mean hes not enjoying the sex and if he wasnt then hes an awsome guy to continue doing something he doesnt like just for you